Girls are too cute to shit as simple as that. Imagine the sexiest girl you can, then imagine her in a bathroom clutching the handicap bar in the stall then clutching it so hard it bends around her hand, then she starts grunting like she's dying then when she's done she fights to get her hand undone from the bar and stands at attention to look at her achievement.. a big massive hard dried piece of green shit... Ugly girls can defecate because no one would care if they did or not. Girls shouldn't poop because it smells bad, it looks weird, and it looks phallic. That's why it's sexist for a girl to poop. As a man I pride myself in my penis and when I see Brown sometimes Green phallic shaped feces, I personally take a great offence to it. The female readers may be saying, "But Blood Eagle guys poop looks exactly the same" to that I reply with the following. Men excrete tiny little hard poops that are as big as a fuckin marble. It doesn't smell and it is observable by females because their eyes are inferior to mens. Female readers may also say "But Blood Eagle you're being a hypocrite you're being sexist". YOU FUCKERS STARTED THE SHIT SEXISM SCANDAL BACK IN 117 B.C.E SO IF YOU WANT TO BACK OUT AND LOOK LIKE A BUNCH OF FUCKING PUSSIES THEN DO SO NOW.
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Mad Ramblings Of A Mad Highschooler
De TodoA random book of my thoughts I'll update it whenever and if you take any of the shit in this book serious at all you're a fucking idiot
