.:Sans x Reader Oneshots:.

~Programming~ Scientist!Sans x Robot!Reader

This is where Reader-chan is a Robot, and Sans is like an assistant to Alphys. Mettaton keeps trying to hook up with you... but.... you know :3

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This was it

They finally did it

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She's waking up!!

(Y/ n)'s battery bar began to fill up with a neon (f/ c) liquid. Her legs dangled off the side of the work table, and her arms slowly twitched. Her head hung low, and her "hair" curtained her face. Alphys was busy scribbling away on her clipboard, tracking (y/ n)'s movements. Sans pretended to write on his clipboard.... but he was more focused on (y/ n). Her eyes slowly opened, revealing two, glassy, (e/ c) orbs. Her lips formed a tiny smile, and she giggled.

She hopped off the table and placed her fists on her hips, "Sup? I'm (y/ n)." Sans smiled and turned to Alphys. She stuttered, "T-that's not the.... the introduction I pr-programmed her with?!" Sans chuckled and replied, "yeah, but I wanted her attitude to be a little more... casual." Alphys sighed and shook her head. Sans felt someone tap on his shoulder, and he turned around.

(Y/ n) was holding out her hand to him, she said, "Shake my hand buddy." Sans smiled and thought, "oh my god she's perfect!!!" He shook her hand, and he got a slight shock ZAP through his palm. She said while giggling, "Ha! Gotcha'!!" Alphys interrupted by saying, "Um... (y/ n)?"

She replied, "Yeah?" Alphys scribbled some notes on her clipboard and said, "We-we need to test your motion.... like... f-fighting... or something as s-s-simple as d-dancing... Okay?"

(Y/ n) nodded and walked to the middle of the room, her sneakers scuffing the linoleum tiles. She pointed to the ground and asked, "Here?" Alphys nodded and said, "T-that's fine... O-okay.... can you.... show us some c-combat skills?"

(Y/ n) nodded, and stood in a fighting stance. Suddenly, her hands began to reshape into some sort of... cannons? And they glowed a bright (f/ c). Suddenly, a thick fog filled the room...

Where did that come from??

After a few moments of standing in the fog, (y/ n)'s figure began to silhouette.

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Wow...

From her ordinary, plain outfit consisting of a black tank top, white jeans, and plain old sneakers... was transformed into some sort of battle body front he future. She had two jagged shoulder blades, a chest plate with her name scrawled across, knee high combat boots, black tights, and her eyes glowed a bright white. She looked combat worthy.

"Is this okay?" She asked with a concern, her soothing voice made her threatening form look much less... threatening. Alphys nodded, but Sans remained silent. Alphys commented, "Yeah Sans, this figure you designed was pretty f-fantastic!!" Sans smirked, and said, "Don'tcha mean-"

"Sans-tastic??"

(Y/ n) and Sans had said in unison. Sans and her pointed to each other, both saying, "eyyyyyyyyy-" Alphys only facepalmed and chuckled quietly. She said, "O-okay, I'll be right back. Y-you two stay h-here. (Y/ n) nodded but asked, "Um, can I please change back now?" Alphys nodded and replied, "Oh! Y-yes, of course." Alphys scurried awkwardly towards a small door on the far side of the lab and walked inside, closing the door behind her.

Sans asked, "so, how are you liking life so far pal?" She nodded and replied with a smile, "Well, I can't complain, I got you and Alphys so far.... I hope I make new friends..." Suddenly, a loud BANG echoed throughout the lab. Sans and (Y/ n) both shot a glance towards the source.

Mettaton.

A square sensation. His arm was outstretched, indicating that he had opened the door. He yelled, "OH MY!! A FRIEND??" Mettaton hurriedly rolled over to (Y/ n) and wrapped his arm a few times around her waist. He pulled her close and (whispered), "oh honey, I can be that and more~" She suddenly got really creeped out, she said awkwardly, "Uh... I'm (y-y/ n)" Mettaton chuckled, and he replied, "What a beautiful name for such a beautiful specimen~"

Sans started to get jealous.... but he didn't know why....

(Y/ n) shot him a pleading look, a look that said, 'bail me out here please?!' And that's exactly what he did. He interrupted Mettaton's flirting by saying, "Sorry bud, I'm afraid (Y/ n) isn't available right now." Mettaton unwrapped his arm and asked, "What are you talking about? She's right-"

She cut him off by saying in a voice that sounds like it's over the phone, "Heyyy, this is (Y/ n), Sorry but I'm not here right now! But leave a message pls! Thanks!! :3"

She and Sans then made a BEEEEEEP sound. Mettaton huffed, and crossed his arms. He scoffed and rolled out of the lab, he said just before he rolled out, "Your loss darling~"

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"Hee hee! Thanks for savin' me back there!" (Y/ n) giggled. Sans nodded and replied, "It's not prob (y/ n)." Sans was still trying to process why he was so jealous...

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Oh Dammit....

I like her!!....

How am I going to explain this to Alphys?!?!

He was snapped out of his thoughts by (Y/ n) asking, "Um, excuse me?"

He said all that out loud.

Sans started to stutter and stammer, his face completely blue, "Uh- w-what I meant was- I didn't want to... God dammit..." She walked closer to him, and he only blushed worse. "Sans." "I can't b-believe I said that o-out loud!!" "Sans..."

She cupped his face in her hands and said, "Sans." Sans stopped talking.

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"I like you too."

She leaned down and placed a cold kiss on his forehead. He felt like he was going to pass out then. She giggled and pulled away, she was bent down to meet his level (he is so smol!!! Height-wise, Sans is about 5 feet, and Reader-chan is about 6 feet)

Sans wrapped his arms around her waist, and he buried his face into her "stomach," which was basically just a (f/ c) goop-filled tank; the tank was made of rubbery plastic, so it was squishy!

They stood there for a while, (Y/ n) had her arms resting around his neck and his arms wrapped around her waist and his face in her belly.

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Then Alphys came back

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I hope you liked it Feline-girl-2000!! :3