shut up

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dandelionwatch: how old are you?

softgrowl: 23

dandelionwatch: im 22!

softgrowl: oh so we're fairly close

softgrowl: and you're not a 76 year old man with enough chest hair to drown a small child

dandelionwatch:............

dandelionwatch: and you're not either?

softgrowl: no, im not

dandelionwatch: I love you regardless of whether or not you have an ikea carpet of chest hair

softgrowl: why are we discussing body hair so much

dandelionwatch: you started it

softgrowl: you continued it

dandelionwatch: shut up

softgrowl: make me

dandelionwatch: ;)

dandelionwatch: SORRY I MEANT :)

softgrowl: sure ya did howell

dandelionwatch: actually shut up

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who's started 8783839 new writing projects? me

who's snowed under with work? me

who's a mess? me

hope you're having a great day lmao


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