I jumped up on the window,
To see the scenery;
But I saw something else,
Which surprised me.
A llama bouncing ,
Off the ladders and the walls;
6 foot 8 ,
For a llama thats pretty tall.
And then it turned its head,
And made a face at me
Which took me out of my senses
And made me fall of my tree.
It came bounding towards my body,
Which was lying limpless and free
And my face was beyond recognition
After it finished licking me.
When I ran up to my house,
It started following me;
And then it came near,
And whispered to me
A llama, A llama! Im a notorious little llama! ("Monster" song tune, a Monster, a Monster, Ive Turned a Monster......)
This continued on for hours,
And scared the crap out of me.
I was bundled up in a bedsheet,
Too scared too even speak
I was freaked out by the fact ,
That llamas were so mean
So kids lock your windows,
And your sock drawers too,
Cause llamas can come from anywhere
Even your stinky shoes!
Now can we continue,
This poem please..
I tried going for a bath,
But it almost drowned me;
I wobbled to my bedroom,
Cus I just wanted to sleep.
But the llama had chewed up my blankets
And I had to sleep in the cold and freeze.
The llama was pretty evil,
I think you'll agree.
Then I thought up of a plan,
To overcome this tragedy
I led the llama out of the house,
With a bunch of biscuits and tea.
It fell into a gutter,
Which it couldnt see.
I felt pretty bad
With the llamaness inside me
But nothing could be done
I think its soul is now free
The next morning I woke up,
I jumped up to my window, to see the scenery
But I saw the same thing,
which had suprised me.
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