Shizuo and Izaya's Day Off

chapter 1

AN: I own nothing but the story line.

This is a new story my sis is helping me write is and I will give a shout out to because they are my first follower and their chibi rocks @IzayaMckale.
TheCouch is also the new editor of this story. Message them or comment if there still are grammatical errors.

"Speaking"
-Celt text talk-
/normal text messages/

Chapter 1

At a coffee shop in Shinjuku: "Hm... I was supposed to meet Izaya-kun here..." Shizuo says to himself with a hint of worried confusion when he sits down at a small table outside the shop to wait. Izaya pops up out of nowhere a few minutes later, scaring the shit out of Shizuo. With great sarcastic surprise, Izaya says, "OOOOHH, Shizu-chan you actually showed up."
"IZAYA-KUNNN!! Don't do that!!!" Shizuo yells in surprise, spilling the coffee he just bought all over his usual bartender outfit he'd gotten from his brother, Yuuhei Haneijima (AKA Kasuka). Shizuo yells in pain as the hot coffee seeps through his trousers, burning him. Izaya bursts out in hysterical laughter, saying through a fit of giggles "Sorry Shizu-chan, I could not resist; it was too damm funny!" Izaya reaches over to grab a couple of the napkins.
"So, did I make you wait too long, Shizu-chan?" Izaya asks with fake concern while handing Shizuo the napkins he grabbed.
"No, as long as I have a cigarette and a cup of coffee, I could wait forever..." Shizuo says slightly annoyed while snatching the now crumpled white napkins from Izaya and tries to wipes the now luke warm coffee from his bartender get-up. "What do ya want anyways, flea?"
Putting on his infamous smirk, Izaya replies with "Shizu-chan, am I not allowed to call you to hang out?" he pauses, looking evil and continues with a too sweet and innocent tone. "Are you out of your beloved cancer sticks?" Izaya pulls out an unopened pack of cigarettes from inside his signature jacket and says in an uncaring tone, "my last client left these. Their boo-hoo-hooing about some information is the reason I am late." He tosses the pack to Shizuo. Shizuo catches the pack and looks at it with confusion and asks with rightful caution "these are what again?"
"Cigarettes. I would think with all your prior experience you would know that by now, Shizu-chan," Izaya says with a superior tone. "Or is that protazoan brain of yours shrinking again?" He asked mockingly while giving Shizuo the 'are you fucking stupid' look.
"Uuuuhhhh, thanks Izaya, I guess. Well, at least now that makes this less awkward." Shizuo says handing Izaya a small and narrow, nondescript box. Izaya takes the box from Shizuo's outstretched hand and gives both the box and Shizuo a quizzical look. "What's this Shizu-chan?" Izaya asks with slight fear in his voice.
"It's a new blade. A new switch-blade." Shizuo replies, now smirking. Shocked by this new and unusual development, Izaya says with a hint of caution in his voice as well as an excited shrill "thank you Shizu-chan; it's awesome. I will treasure it forever!" Izaya hugs the new blade to his chest, then hugs Shizuo. Izaya tucks the new blade into the left pocket of his signature jacket. The right pocket still held his old knife. "I thought you would need a new one. Your old blade needs a break from harassing me." Shizuo stands up and throws what is left of his now cold coffee in a trash bin on the street corner. Giving his infamous smirk, Izaya goes to follow Shizuo and asks "So do you want to call a truce for now? We are not in your damm city Ikebukuro, but in my city, Shinjuku. What do you say? Want to throw everyone for a loop?" Shizuo stops walking to think for a minute. Mulling over what Izaya said, he finally decided what to say after a few minutes and starts walking again. With a hint of humor in his voice, Shizuo says, "it's getting late. I am bored and those damm yellow scarves are popping up again. I just want to destroy them today and get them out of my damm city."
Laughing while trailing Shizuo down the street, Izaya asks with some confusion at Shizuo's not so clear answer. "Sooo, is that a yes?"
Shizuo replies, lighting his lucky from the old pack with the sarcasm evident in his voice.
"Damm flea, never took you for dumb!!" Izaya faking a look of hurt while trying not to laugh says "Just checking, you overdeveloped amoeba. You normally never talk my language, but since you are, I know where their hide out is."
Skipping ahead and smirking, Izaya turns to yell over his shoulder at Shizuo, who is currently staring at Izaya like he has lost his living mind and has gone fucking crazy.
"It's in a ware house on the outskirts of Ikebukuro, those unimaginative fools!!!"

AN: PLEASE FAVORITE AND COMMENT, I HOPE YOU LIKED IT! PREVIOUS GRAMMAR MISTAKES SHOULD BE TAKEN CARE OF FOR THE MOST PART