Two boys.one theory

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I woke up with a sleeping Phil leaned against my chest. Hugging my waist tightly. "Hey Phil, wake up" I whispered in his ear. " I don't wanna wake up" he said digging his head into the cranny  ( A/N I'm a  90 year old woman shush) in my neck. " how can I wake you up?" I questioned. He just hummed.  " fine I'll manage philly" I said making sure philly stood out. I brought him squirming in my arms above my head into my shoulders so his crotch was facing my neck. Still squirming he leaned his head forwards to face me and placed a wet kiss on my forehead not pulling away he stared into my eyes for a while "You have pretty eyes, they're like a small galaxy with small planets all  incorporated in these small orbs we call eyes. But they're so much more" he said dreamingly. "Brown eyes make me think of Devil's cake, taunting and tempting, curtained by black lashes, the symbol of rich seduction." I said still lost in his eyes " Phil" I asked quietly pulling him off my shoulders and sitting him on my lap and sitting on the couch. "Yes" he said still gazing at me "Can I ki-" I was interrupted by his sweet lips crashing into my chapped lips it wasn't what one described 'perfect' 'amazing' ' I felt like fire works exploded behind us' no it was our first kiss it was sloppy,wet and a mess but surely it was hot. We were breathing heavily as our tongues collided and he wrapped his arms around my neck he was slowly grinding on me. I pulled him of us both still panting " well philly you have a problem their, and I'm not fixing it " I casually said directing my eyes to his bulge "Dan! What am I supposed to do!" He exclaimed

" come er then " I said he came into my outstretched arms and I threw him onto the sofa and removed his pants leaving him indecently dressed in boxers. " move" I said pissing whims him and turning on the tv before snaking my arms around his waist and wrapped my legs around his waist and dug my chin in his shoulder " how's this supposed to help" he said whining " Now philly, think of your grandma naked in a thong lap dancing your grandpa" I said whispering sexually in his ear and he said nothing more in less that 3 minutes it was gone. " Thanks I guess " he said awkwardly

"In return take off your shirt"  I said releasing my tight grip on him " why ?" He asked." Because I want to touch your chest" I replied nonchalantly " oh ok " he said casually pulling his shirt over his head revealing an amazingly pale chest with little to no imperfections " lay downn" I said with grabby hands. He laid down and i pulled off my pants and my shirt because it was June and hot even for London weather. I resumed my cuddling position and snuggled my face in his back. I licked his back and then kissed the place I got wet.

"Dan, what are we " he asked I a white girl voice

"We are farmers dum dun dun dum dum dun dun" I said facing him

"Seriously" he said

I got up on my knee and sat in front  of the couch and pulled out an invisible ring

"Phil Lester will you be my boyfriend" I said smiling cheekily

" oh my I wasn't expecting this even right after our makeout  session " he said smiling

"Of course" he completed 

I pulled the 'ring' onto his finger and pecked his lips quickly

"Get up you bum " I said smacking his butt " OWE" he screamed and pulled me too him. He pressed our lips together and then we paused and did that cheesy thing when you connect fore heads

" I love you" he said

"I love you too" I responded