{ chatroom }
me : morning bae✨
taetae : good morning..
me : are you still fine? you know after the incident you encountered during concerts..
taetae : yepyep i'm fine!
taetae : look at my muscles! it looks like an elephant. big and healthy. ayeeee
me : mmm.. still jungkook has the most delicious muscles
taetae : WHAT THE FUDGE HIS MUSCLES AREN'T CUTE AT ALL WHY YOU LIKE 'EM
taetae : YOU RUINED MY DAY
me : oops.. sorry
taetae : SAY YOU LOVE MY MUSCLES AND I AM SEXY
me : i love your muscles and i am sexy
taetae : NO! YOU NO SEXY! I AM SEXY!
me : WTF I AM SEXY
taetae : YOU BUTT HAS NO HOLES
me : BUT YOU TOLD ME TO SAY "I AM SEXY"?
taetae : did i?
me : nevermind
taetae : tehehee! i did!
me : yeah yeah
taetae : honey i got a honey from honeymoon!
me : who is this "honeymoon" you are talking about?
taetae : namjoon hyung ㅎㅎㅎㅎㅎ
me : pick me over him?
taetae : nuooo! me loves you bebe:(
me : actually, it's okay if you want to be with namjoon oppa. i'll just date joshua. ( jisoo from seventeen. LMAO SORRY. )
taetae : tHERE'S NO SUCH THING AS JOSHUA. THERE'S ONLY VVVVVVVV. VWEEEEEE BWEEEEEEEE
me : but you know, vwee isn't as handsome as joshua
taetae : HOW DARE YOU JUDGING MAY FACE
taetae : i mean- MY FACE
me : BUT IT'S THE FACT. YOU'RE GETTING OLD AND I'M FOREVER YOUNG
taetae : HOW OLD ARE YOU
me : 3 MONTHS
taetae : LOOK WHO'S YOUNGER. I'M STILL 1 MONTH OLD
me : WELL I HAVEN'T EVEN BORN YET
taetae : god. i'm talking with an unborn child
me : no. taehyung. let's stop and start acting like a lovey dovey couple again
taetae : OH MY GOOSSSSHHHH. SHE CALLED MY NAMEEE. THIS UNBORN CHILD KNEW ME. JIN HYUNG HELP ME
me : WTF KIM TAEHYUNG I'M YOUR GIRLFRIEND
taetae : OH MY GOSSSSHHH. SHE CLAIMED HERSELF AS MY GIRLFRIEND. DID I JUST DATE AN UNBORN CHILD???
me : ..
taetae : WHERE DID I EVER MET HER
me : from the dumpster.
taetae : HOLY GOD. but now i remembered
me : what
taetae : i found you in the dumpster because you're still small as my hands. so i love you then i date you. then we goes lovey dovey all the way~
me : that is.. mean.
taetae : but i love you. don't worry unborn child! i'll born you to this world!
me : tf. how? :-)
taetae : THROUGH MY BUTT HOLES!
me : asdfghjkl so basically you're my mother? and you'll born me through your anus? okay. cool
taetae : yes i am. OBEY YOUR FUTURE MOTHER
me : WHY DIDN'T I DATE JUNGKOOK
taetae : BECAUSE JUNGKOOK AIN'T CUTE
me : HE'S CUTE AF
taetae : HE'S AN ASSHOLE
me : NO HE'S NOT
taetae : YES HE IS
me : NO HE'S NOTTTTT
taetae : YES HE IS
taetae : stop with the jungkook topics girl, i'm tired
me : btw, the doctor has came. i better turned my phone off then we'll talk later. bubble bye, butt hole mother❤ i wuvs you so much.
creamypie has logged out.
taetae : don't make your patient goes crazier than before. love you too
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SORRY FOR THE SHORT CHAPTER. RRNNN ㅠㅠ
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cravings ㅡ taehyung
Acak❝ taehyung i'm pregnant. ❞ ❝ you're kidding me right? ❞ ❝ why would i?! ❞ ❝ I SLEPT A FEW KILOMETERS FROM YOU THEN HOW DID YOU GET PREGNANT. ❞ [ creamypie sent a photo ] ❝ holy god.❞
