BillDip oneshots

Children? Not A Problem. I Guess.

"Savannah, hurry up!! Before daddy gets back from the store!!" A small male shouted.

"Shut up, Riley, don't be such a scardy-cat!!" A feminine voice yelled back.

"What are you guys doing?" Another young boy asked.

"Using dads potions..." Savannah smiled wickedly, looking at her second younger brother.

"I'm not a part of it, Kyle!!" Whispered Riley, running his hands through his chocolate brown hair in fear.

"You shouldn't be playing with them... I'm telling Daddy!!" Cheered the youngest as he flew down the hallway and downstairs.

"Kyle!!" Savannah shouted, chasing the small child out the room and through the corridor but stumbled down the stairs, causing her nose to bleed, Riley shrieked and ran to aid her.

The girl now lay on the ground laughing at the bottom of the stairs. Pain basically ran in their blood for Ciphers sake.

"God dammit, Savvy!!" Riley cried out, running down to check on his dear sister, seeing if anything got injured badly or if she was loosing any blood by the second, seeing the bloody nose he handed her his handkerchief that he kept in his green clad suit pocket. The black haired girl took it and brought it up to her nose, blocking off the blood from dripping down.

"What's going on?" Dipper asked, walking in the door with some groceries in hand, his eyebrow quirked.

"Nothing." Savannah huffed.

"Nothing here." Riley nervously smiled.

"Savvy was playing with your potions, again." Kyle smiled innocently.

"Where's your father?" Asked the grown brunette, wondering where his husband could be at the moment, he told him to watch the kids while he went to the grocery store. It didn't look like the blonde demon was doing what he had asked by the looks of it.

"Someone's making a deal with him." Riley announced Bills words, helping Savannah up to her feet.

"Again?" Dipper hummed, the three kids nodded. "Can you guys help me with the groceries?"

"Okay." Riley smiled while grabbing a bag from Dippers hands and carrying it to the kitchen. As did the small blonde child known as Kyle.

"I got studying to do.." Savannah raced for the stairs, stopping when Dipper spoke.

"Oka- Wait, your studying for once?" Dipper asked as he stuck his head out from the kitchen in curiosity.

"No, sarcasm, duh." With that the girl was gone, up in her room doing God knows what, since witches liked their privacy so much that they locked their doors with magic. Even the blonde adult demon couldn't open the door with all the charms she had hanging on the door.

"Daddy, I'm hungry!!" Kyle begged, tugging at Dippers pant leg.

"I'm just starting to cook." Dipper crouched down. "Unless it's that other thing." He smiled, holding out his hand, Kyle placed his hand in Dippers, the brunette adult and the blonde seven year old appeared in the young's room.

"Ya, it' the other thing." Kyle whispered with a blush of embarrassment, the tiny blondes eyes glowing a bright red, as if on cue his stomach growled.

"Okay, but if you eat now, can you eat at dinner time?" Dipper asked still smiling his charming smile. Kyle nodded with a slight smile.

"I'll be able to eat at dinner." He assured, bringing his hand up to his cheek as if whipping away invisible tears.

"Okay, good." With his smile, Dipper snapped his fingers, a plate of fresh flesh appearing on the mini table, the small child looked at the red meat in hunger. "Go on." Dipper said in a somewhat hushed voice. "But don't make a mess and don't play with your food." The brunette said walking out casually.