BillDip oneshots

Randomness

Since I got writers block here have a short random chapter...

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=#1- Gravity - =

"Shut up, Bill!" Dipper shouted, his nose was stuffed in that journal of his, walking along a dirt path as a blonde haired demon flouted behind him.

"But it's so boring, Pine Tree!"

"Oh my g- aahhh!" Dipper yelled as he fell to the ground by accident. "Uugh..." He groaned, keeping his face planted on the ground, to exhausted to move anymore.

"Oh, careful, there's gravity there." Bill informed, a little too late for Dippers likings.

"Gee, thanks, I didn't take notice before." Dipper grumbled, finally deciding to sit up and run a bump forming on his head.

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=#2 - Snickers - =

"Oh, my little, little baby boo, how is you?" Dipper cooed, holding the cat up to his face while he kept cooing more to his beloved cat.

"Dipper, you are way to attached to that cat." Mabel giggled, pointing her thumb at the grumbling Bill at the cash register who sat there boredly, yet he seemed to look kinda angry.

"I know, I know, I'll go talk to him. If you watch Snickers." Dipper added the last part after five seconds of staring at the cats hazel eyes.

"Okay, now go give that demon a kiss already, I swear I can feel the tension from here." Mabel complained.

"Okay." Dipper smiled, walking in Bills direction, the demon seemed to take notice as the brunette got closer to him. Mabel stared at the two from where she sat.

"Finally that tension is gone." The female twin sighed in relief as the tension that radiated from Bill slowly faded away.

"Merow." Snickers meowed, staring into the female brunettes eyes, suddenly she felt tension from the cat.

"Do you know me? Has DipDop even told you about me? I'm your aunty, sweet Snickers!" Mabel informed, petting the cat behind the ears, making him purr.

"Hey, your not stealing my baby!!" Dipper shouted, running in his twins direction.

"Nope!!" Mabel stood and ran away with a cat clutching to her sweater, hissing.

"Seriously...?" Bill sighed, being left to work again.

"Oh and I love you." Dipper stated, giving a quick kiss on the lips to his lover before running off again.

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=#3 - Person? You? No - =

"Just listen, Pine Tree!" Bill whined loudly.

"Nope, no, nuh uh! No!!" Dipper repeated these words, over and over again.

"Oh my Lucifer!" Bill sighed, cupping Dippers face in his hands.

"I'm trying to talk to you like a normal person!" Bill shouted angrily. There was a moment of silence before Dipper and Bill started laughing loudly.

"You? Normal? Noway!!" Dipper laughed, one hand placed on Bills shoulder and the other clutching his stomach.

"No really." Bill then went silent, causing Dipper to stop laughing.

"W-what?" Dipper asked. "Did you wanna talk about...?" He added, feeling scared and anxious of what Bill was wanting to talk about.

"You being trolled by some dream demon..." Bill stated with a smirk. Dipper was silent before slapping Bill on the face.

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=#4 - The 'incident' - =     (some sort of smut warning.)

"Aah, Bill! Please, m-more!!" Dipper moaned loudly, enough for Mabel to hear, her hand stopped from reaching the door knob the instant she heard the cry from her brother. She let out a small whimper as her face flushed a crimson to her ears, turning around as if she heard nothing she went downstairs with a nosebleed.

"Sweetheart, are you okay?" Stan asked, seeing Mabel flushed and with a nosebleed was something he's never seen, he didn't know if she was hurt, or okay.

"Wha- Ya! N-no worries! I kn-know nothing!" She stuttered out a little too fast for Stans likings.

"Are you sure?" Stan asked.

"D-do you mind if I just stay at Paz's tonight?" She asked, Stan stared at her for a moment before nodding and shooing her off.

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That's all I can think of..... But I hope that was good enough for you guys...?

Bye guys!!!