BillDip oneshots

When it's just them

Okay, sorry guys that I haven't posted in foREVER, I still ship Billdip, Billdip is my OTP. But anyways this story is an AU of Bill being human from the start, but 'plot twist', this is when they're at the time where the three (well four since Pacifica is dating Mabel) all wanna live together in a new house. So uh I dunno. Let's see how this goes. Onwards!

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*Narrators POV*

Mabel, Dipper, and Bill sat in the living room, watching Ducktective, Bill had Dipper between his crossed legs while his hands fiddled with the remote, Mabel was on her laptop on the other end of the couch, typing away, doing only God knows what. The two were now nineteen, but Bill was twenty-two, the Stan twins were still sailing the world, they had left the three in charge of the house, per say, Soos had left them in charge since he used to be in charge.

"Retirement, little dude..." Soos had said as he was packing his stuff. Soos was married to Melody and had a child named DJ (Deven-Jaylen) who was a little four year old girl with hazel hair, dark chocolate eyes and tan skin. Reason why the twins were living there? Dipper and Mabel's parents were really busy with a business back in Cal. Dipper convinced Mabel that they could move to Gravity Falls, they didn't expect to really have the house to themselves, but it was peaceful anyway, not like back in California where it was just the twins all the time. Here they had Bill, Paz and a lot of other friends and people they called family. Better than their parents being gone all the time, eventually when Dipper met Bill they ended up dating and now it's been a complete year since the twins had moved.

"I'm hungry..." Dipper said as he stood up and went to the kitchen, Bill followed close behind. Mabel looked up, closed her laptop and followed them with a smile.

"There's nothing to eat..." Dipper whined, laying down on the floor in a fatal position. Bill laid on top of him arms sprawled on the floor as his legs went the other way, like doggy piling on him.

"Well..." Mabel says, arms crossing over her chest while she crouched down to the ground in front of her brother and his lover.

"Well, what?" Dipper asked looking up at his twin.

"We could do a food check..." She smiled.

"Food check?" Bill asked, grinning as he stood up and dusted his skinny jeans off along with his plaid yellow shirt.

"Ya! Let's do a food check!" Dipper yelled as he stood with the help of Bill lending his hand and started to check the cupboards. Bill went and checked the deep-freeze, while Mabel checked in the fridge.

"I found some carrots, lettuce, cheese, onions and waddles' cat food, oh and the rice from like two days ago..." Mabel said taking the pot of rice out and put it on the counter beside the stacks of dishes. That had a empty dish soap bottle on top.

"I found a bag of potato's, a bag of flour, five cans of corn, two cans of ravioli, and teabags." Dipper sounded disappointed while he stood straight up.

"Hah, teabags!" Bill snorted, Dipped glared at him and the blonde went back to looking in the deep-freeze.

"I found three fish heads, two stakes, and one of those microwave food tray things." Bill said as he closed the deep-freeze and shrugged, meaning he didn't like a single thing in there.

"Okay, seriously guys, we need to do a house drive." Mabel sighed, closing the fridge and put the bowl of rice down on the floor for waddles.

"No! Not today, maybe tomorrow." Dipper whined, sitting up on the counter top. Bill walked over and stood leaning between Dippers legs, back pressed against his belly. The brunette wrapped his arms around his shoulders sweetly.