group chat / juventus

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Gigi: what is dab

Paul: aaaaaand here we go again

Claudio: poor guy

Gigi: this generation

Gigi: one can not ask anything these days

Paulo: one can not really explain what dab is

Paul: exactly

Cuadrado: {one image sent}

Cuadrado: that is dab

Gigi: so basically what Paulo's whole Instagram is about?

Paulo: wdym whole Instagram? I only posted two pictures of that

Paul: since when is our old man on Instagram??

Gigi: longer than you

Paul: Ayee you should follow me @ paulpogba

Cuadrado: follow me back

Paul: fine

Gigi: and me @ Gianluigibuffon

Paul: I'm only going to follow Gigi because I'm curious what old people post on Instagram

Simone: lmfao I can't with y'all

Gigi: I'm 37. IS THAT OLD TO YOU

Claudio: Aye at least he looks okay for his age unlike Diego Costa

Sami: weaaaaakkkk

Paulo Dybala has added Diego Costa to the chat

Mario: wtfffffffff

Diego: what?

Diego: aye guys I play for Chelsea, not juve

Claudio: Diego, lets be real. No lies. How old are you?

Diego: Younger than you

Cuadrado: ouch

Paulo: I'm laughing because it's actually true

Mario: {one image sent}

Mario: tell me how this , Claudio, is older than this

Mario: {one image sent}

Mario: you, two days ago

Alvaro: ...

Diego Costa has left the chat

Gigi: I look younger than him

Paul: I guess

Paulo Dybala has added Leonardo Bonucci

Gigi: who has the most Instagram followers on this chat?

Leonardo: why does that matter Gigi

Gigi: a man cannot wonder?

Paul: why do you talk like that

Gigi: talk how

Gigi: are you making fun of my accent?

Gigi: because if that's where we're going you speak HORRIBLE Italian

Gigi: and I know you're trying to learn or whatever but it's still HORRIBLE

Paul: id like to see you speak French

Paulo: let me check who has the most followers

Alvaro: hahahah I have more followers than Gigi

Paul: it doesn't count bc I just started my account

Gigi: 2 bad

Paul: please write correctly.

Paulo: it's Alvaro , then Sami and 3rd Cuadrado

Alvaro :☺️

Gigi: why though? I'm a legend!!

Paul: so

Sami: i played for real

Gigi: sSO

Paulo: I'm on my way to 1 million

Mario: WHO CARES

Gigi: they're kids, remeber?

Paul: KIDS?

Simone: this group chat 😂😂

Paulo Dybala added Martin Caceres

Martin: hello

Claudio: can I give u some advice ? Get rid of the man bun

Gigi: yea...

Martin: wtf

Paulo: sorry Martin they're being specially RUDE today

Martin: I look good in it....

Claudio: look, take advice from me , I'm the most attractive footballer over 25

Gigi: lmao

Paul: ???

Gigi: that is actually me

Cuadrado: let's vote

Gigi: NO

Paul: Claudio

Martin: Gigi

Claudio: he's biased

Paulo: Claudio

Mario: Claudio

Cuadrado: Claudio

Sami: Claudio

Simone: Claudio

Alvaro: Claudio

Gigi Buffon has left the chat

Claudio: he's so salty