group chat / juventus

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Paulo: YAYAYAYA

Paulo: YASSSSSSSS

Mario: wtf

Paulo: I just reached ONE MILLION followers on Instagram !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻

Alvaro: congratulations sweetheart! 😻

Paulo: hold on I have a speech ready

Paulo: I just want to say thanks to everyone who's supported me on this Instagram journey. Alvaro, you helped me up when I was feeling down about not having a million followers.

Paulo: Cuadrado, you gave me the inspiration by helping me choose which posts to post, and lastly,

Paulo: Paul, even though you completely crushed my confidence by gaining a million in like a month, you supported me as well and gave me the keys to instagram success

Gigi: big deal! I have over a million followers on Instagram and I've been having them for like a year now

Claudio: don't lie Gigi. Even I get more likes and comments than you do

Martin: ugh I only have like 600k

Gigi: haha looser

Martin: 🙄rude

Cuadrado: ur welcome Paulo, I feel u

Paul: OMG Paulo I feel so bad for crushing ur confidence like that! I'm sorry to say I still am more popular than you though

Paulo: PLEASE everyone knows I'm the best on the team. There's a reason I have Pirlo's number

Paul: then why did u just now reach 1 million???

Claudio: who cares about Instagram followers anyways. As if we're ever going to get as many as Neymar

Alvaro: Neymar is Instagram goals 😭😭

Paulo: the only reason he has all those followers is because he's from Brazil and there's like 200 million brazilians

Alex: I'm from Brazil and I don't even have 1 million

Gigi: that's cuz no one knows you

Paulo: exactly ^

Maxi: in Argentina the population is 40 million so even if the whole country was following us, we still would have less than Neymar

Paulo: Ik... Argentines need to start making more babies

Gigi: when is your baby going to come?

Paulo: STOP PRESSURING ME

Claudio: why tho? Like Argentina is a huge country

Cuadrado: in Colombia our population is 48 million.

Gigi: wtf??? It's such a small country

Cuadrado: no it ain't it's bigger than Italy

Sami: ugh who cares!!! You idiots argue about the stupidest things