group chat / juventus

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Special chapter featuring paulodybala

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Paulo: guys

Paulo: I have someone I want you to meet

Mario: wdym meet?

Mario: we can't meet someone over a group chat

Mario: the stupidity clearly has no limits🙄

Gigi: WHO

Paulo: a very special person to me

Alvaro: aw paulo. They already know who I am !

Paulo: it's not you

Paulo Dybala has added Fernanda to the group

Paulo: meet Fernanda!

Alvaro: who TF is that Paulo!!!!!

Claudio: lemme grab the popcorn. This is getting interesting

Fernanda: hello!!

Alvaro: are you cheating Paulo ?

Paul: hi! I'm Paul

Paulo: we aren't together, Alvaro

Gigi: hi...

Alvaro: I THOUGHT we had something 😭

Cuadrado: dybata❤️

Paul: Fernanda ,can you dab?

Sami: aaaaaand he's back with his dabbing crap!

Paul: UNACCEPTABLE behavior from a member of the dab team!!!!!! You can never insult the dab King ,Sami

Fernanda: yes I can dab

Simone: so who EXACTLY is this?

Alvaro: yea

Alvaro: WHO EXACTLY IS THIS😡

Fernanda: hi Alvaro

Alvaro: don't talk to me please

Claudio: Be a gentleman , Alvaro...

Alex: wait

Alex: where are you from?

Fernanda: brasil🐒💚

Maxi: WHAT

Maxi: A BRAZILIAN???? Are you crazy Paulo ??? Que hacés, boludo!!!!

Paulo: Brazilian or not, she's my girl now. Accept it

Alex: AYEEEE IM BRAZILIAN TOO🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷

Maxi: I'm disgusted

Gigi: stop being mean maxi.

Claudio: and they say Europeans are mean

Mario: exactly 😂

Paul: yea sure but let's be real here. I would never date an Italian girl💅🏿

Claudio: JUST LIKE I WOULD NEVER DATE A FRENCH GIRL