Liam pov
As we sat in the private jet,I could see Zayn was having a hard time adjusting seeing as he could not stop looking down.
"Don be afraid mate.Just a little 3000 feet off the ground won't hurt."I say grabbing a magazine off the circled table.
"Well you've been on a plane hundreds of times I suspect but I haven't and this is my first time and I do not care if we are 3000 feet of the ground.I wish to get off"Zayn said.
I look up from my magazine.I place it back on the table and face Zayn.
"Well that's not gonna happen mate.So if I were you, I'd just sit back and relax and not say anotha word"I say.I made myself comfy in my chair,grabbed my magazine and went back do reading.
It may seem like I'm being a douche but I'm not.I'm simply doing my job.
"You can't tell me what to do.I want to get off"he said.This boy is very not like the description in the packet.He is not humble and quiet.He is argumentative and annoying.
"You want to get off" I say.
"Yes"
"Okay then you'll get off" I said.I yanked is hand and took him to the door I open it to be hit in face with very strong wind.
"There you go.You want to get off.I hope you can swim"I say as we were literally over water.He shook his head.
"Um never mind.It can wait"he said eyes frozen on the water.I closed the door and took him back to his seat.I sat down once again grabbed my magazine and began to read again.
"But seriously,when do we get off"Zayn asked.This boy will not shut up.I decided to ignore him.Trying to concentrate on reading.
"Don't you ever wonder that you could possibly die any minute in this plane"He asked.I groaned silently.please shut up.I said in thought.This is going to be a long day.
Zayn pov
"Don't you ever wonder that you could possibly die any minute on this plane"I asked.He ignored me again.I really do not like heights or being more than just 3 feet off the ground.
"Where's the bathroom"I ask.He looked up from his magazine.
He looked at me in confusion.
"Bathroom?"
"Like what you call the "loo"
"Oh"
"Back there to ya right"he said and went back to his magazine.I stood up and walked past him to the bathroom.I honestly couldn't find it.There were so many doors on the right.And just two on the left.
I opened one door and found it was a closet with suits.I opened another it was a closet with shoes.
Then I opened another one and it was a completely different section.But there were items every where.polished to perfection.
I walk in admiring everything.There was this key chain like the one the man is wearing on the wall.In fact there were hundreds of them.
Then there's we're these pens black or dark blue with gold lining.There were so many.What does a person need with so many pens.
Then I saw the umbrellas.They were all a dark blue shade.They looked cool for an umbrella.I took one of and opened it.When I did it was like a 3D reflex.I could serve things through the umbrella.
"What on earth are you do-en"A deep voice said.I turned around to face him.I thought up a quick lie.
"Um I thought this was the bathroom"I say.He looked at me.
Liam pov
Honestly that was the stupidest lie ever.I walk up to him and snatch the umbrella away.
"You shouldn't be touchen things"i say placing the umbrella carefully back to its place.
"I don think it would be that hard to find the "bathroom" when there is a door that literally says "LOO"in big large black lettas"I say looking at him,while pointing to the door that says that.
He chuckled nervously.I could tell.
"Oh.I guess my eyes weren't functioning properly"he said.I raised my brow.
"Really.But they work perfectly for you to be in here see-en just fine now eh"I say.He looked at me biting his lip.
"C'mon get out.Well be landing in an hour"I say directing and closing the door behind me.
"Do ya still need to use the loo"I ask.He shook his head a went back to his seat.I followed behind.
I grabbed my magazine and began reading.
"Why do you have many pens"he asked.Oh my Lord.I can't get through one FUCKING page in this book.
"Oh for God sakes"I say.I threw the magazine on the table.I stood up from my seat and went toward the tail of the plane.I opened the drawer and grabbed some golden tape.
I headed back to where I was sitting.I ripped a piece of tape off and put it on Zayn.Then I taped his hands together.
"I guess ya could-en be quiet so this is where it lead.Don worry.It'll just be for a while mate"I said as I sat down,finally being able to read my magazine in peace and quiet.
Wow quite a bit huh.Well I like it.You should like it.So vote.hoped you liked it.Tried to put some humor In it.
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HumorLiam Payne a 26 year old man,is part of the kingsman secret service Lock and co.His life is based on saving the world from douches and basterds.While doing it as a gentlemen. Zayn an the other hand.Is just a16 year old kind lovely adorbs boy.And eve...