Naomi funny pt.2

123 8 0
                                        

Anthony:"Yeah she drunk".
Me:"I eat ice cream with my chicken".
Dad:"oh she saying random stuff now".
Me:"Im so pretty like im really bad and my nigga cute".
Anthony:(laughs and puts her down)
Dad:"okay nae lets go in the house".
Me:"I live in a nice house".
Dad:"Yeah you do now go in the house and go to bed".
Me:"okay bye boyfriend".
Anthony:"bye baby"
Me:(walks in the house)
Anthony:"good night sir"(shakes dad hand)
Dad:"good night"!
Anthony:"(runs to his car and leaves)
Dad:(walks in the house)
Me:"My boyfriend cute as fuck".
Dad:(laughs)"Girl watch your mouth and go to bed"!
Me:"Yes sir "
Dad:"Did anybody fight at that party"?
Me:"Yeah kyla got into a fight with some girl name jessica".
Dad:"Did you fight anybody"?
Me:"I was about to then Anthony picked me up and put me in the car and drove me home".
Dad:"What did you do?
Me:"I had made a drink go a cross the room and it landed on her".
Dad:"That's something your mom does when she is drunk".
Me:"I get it from her".
Dad:"okay go to bed now".
Me:"okay good night"
Dad:"good night".
Me:(walks upstairs to my room and goes to sleep)

Adopted By JulianWhere stories live. Discover now