Dylan's Rant:
DAFAUQ LEO WHY WE EVEN PUTTIN AUDREY ON HERE, SHE IS THE MOST AMAZING TURTLE IN THE WORLD. WHAT IS YO PROBLEM LIKE DXFCVGBHNJKMURCYVGUHBIJ SO I DONT HAVE A LOT TO RANT ABOUT AUDREY JUST THAT HER EYE PRODILE PICTURES ARE CREEPY AFFFFF AND I LUK AT DEM AND I THINK "DID I LEAVE THE ELECTRIC EEL IN THE OVEN" AND SO I RAAAAAAN FO' MY LIFE N TOOK THAT ELECTRIC EEL OUTTA THE OVEN AND COOKED IT TO MAKE ELECTRIC EEL PIE, BUT IT TASTED UGLE SO I THROW IT IN TRASH AND DUMP IT ON DA TOLET
Leo's Rant:
IF YO CHICK COME CLOSE TO ME SHE AINT GOING HOME LIKE SHE POST TO BE, GETTING MONEY LIKE IM POST TO BE, IM GETTING MONEY LIKE I POST TO BE, OOOOO ALL MY ****** CLOSE TO ME AND ALL THEM OTHER ****** WHERE THEY POST TO BE OOOOO ALL THEM HOES GO FOR ME HAVE YOUR CHICK SEND A PIC LIKE POSE FOR ME THATS HOW IT POST TO BE, THATS HOW IT POST TO BE, THATS HOW IT POST TO BE, EVERYTHING GOOD LIKE IT POST TO BE
k what now
Audrey's Rant
*slides on glasses* well to be honest I think Audrey is the most amazing pineapple in the world and that she's super sweet and way hotter than David and I would marry her if I could. *slides glasses off and winks* *doesn't stop winking* *dies from winking to much*
>> FORWARDED MESSAGE FROM LEO TO AUDREY >>
Dear Audrey, I do not see your name on the author's list
>>FORWARDED MESSAGE FROM DYLAN TO LEO>>
Dear Leo: stfu <3
- Your loving girlfriend
Daddy's Rant-
SO FUCKING ANNOYING YOU MAKE A NEW RP EVERY FIVE MINUTES I'M ALREADY IN LIKE, 10 RPS, CHILL THE FUCK OUT I CAN'T KEEP UP WITH ALL OF THESE RPS, IF I DON'T MAKE A FORM AND IT'S BEEN POSTED FOR A COUPLE OF DAYS, I PROBABLY DON'T WANT TO JOIN IT BECAUSE I'M IN ENOUGH ALREADY AND THE PLOT DOESN'T INTEREST ME THAT MUCH, SO DON'T TAG ME IN THE FORMS, IT'S LIKE YOU'RE TRYING TO FORCE ME INTO JOINING.
Edit: AND YOU'RE WATTPAD NEVER WORKS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK. YOU LITERALLY NEVER GET NOTIFIED WHEN I TRY TO TALK TO YOU I'VE BEEN TRYING TO ROLEPLAY WITH YOU ALL DAY BUT YOU AREN'T GETTING NOTIFIED AND IT'S SO ANNOYING. Love you <3
-Daddy's extended rant
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Fam Rants
RandomTHIS IS A RANT BOOK BY LEO AND DYLAN ABOUT EVERYONE IN THE SQUAD. FEEL FREE TO TAKE ANYTHING PERSONALLY. - DYLAN AND LEO COZ WE'RE AT STARBUCKS RN LUZERS, AND LEO BROUGHT HIS COMPUTER WOOT WOOT (ALSO ONE OF OUR SIBLINGS MAY POST ONCE IN A WHILE)
