This is Lenny speaking
I just have to rant
But I am laughing my butt off XDXD
So this rant is based on what had happened to me today in a game. I died laughing.
These situations only happen when you play with freshies- those who newly learned how to speak english. Honestly, I am DEAD.
So I was playing the game (cliche way to start a sentence) with my friend, chatting the most and it was an MLG game. So I kept wrecking them and my friend killed this guy. He then screamed in the chat:
Freshie: NOOB! YOU ARE A NOOB! HACKER!!!!
THEY ALWAYS SAY THIS
Like I feel like sharing an emergency cookie with him. And then he said:
Freshie: F!CK YOU!
Literally 'F!CK YOU'. Not fvck or fck. f!ck.
My friend then said:
Friend: But I don't have a dik.
Me: Lolz XD
And then he had the DECENCY TO SAY THIS XDXD
Freshie: Why you not have one?!
(HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAYAHAHAYQHAHAHAHAH-Senpooess, aka audrayyy)
I CRIED.
I DIED.
'WHY YOU NOT HAVE ONE?'
I AM STILL LAUGHING I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
HELO ME GUYS
THIS IS TOO FRESH XDXD!!!
DOES HE EXPECT HER TO HAVE ONE? OMFG I DON'T EVEN THINK HE UNDERSTANDS...!
Anyway, Lenny loves you fricking beauties~♥
-Lenny
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