Leo's Rant-
WHO IS XXXSILVERSTARSXXX DYLBAE WHY DID U PM FOR ME TO POST THE CHAPTER LIKE WTF WTF WHO DAT I-G-G-Y SRRY FOR STEALING YO LINE BUT HONESTLY WHAT I AM CONFUSED POTATOES HAVE SKIN I HAVE SKIN THEREFORE I AM A POTATO AND SOMETIMES WHEN I AM BORED AND ALONE I DRESS UP IN ALL BROWN, LAY ON THE FLOOR AND PRETEND I AM A POTATO ALSO GUYS, DONT FREAK OUT, BUT MY NEIGHBOR LIVES NEXT TO ME LIKE OMG WHAT
Dylan's Rant-
I will beat you with a small child. XxXSilverStarsXxX IS GALLT'S MOTHER YOU IDIOTIC SATANIC LLAMA LOL ONE TIME I DIED BUT I GOT BETTER ALSO I KNOW YOU EAT BABIES YOU KRONOS YOU MURDER I WILL THROW YOU OFF A CLIFF LIKE FRICK-FRACKEN SIMBA AND SCAR OR WHATEVER THAT BASTARD LION'S NAME IS IT COULD BE PHILLIP OR RANDALL FOR ALL I KNOW POOTIS OKAY THAT IS THE LION'S NEW NAME I KNEW YOUR NAME WAS SECRETLEY POOTIS I KNEW IT I KNEW IT BUT EVERYONE THOUGHT I WAS CRAZY, WELL LOOK WHO'S CRAZY NOW, POOTIS
Daddy's Rant-
Tbh SilverStars is so irrelevant that I don't have anything to rant about. She's like the least squad member of squad. I barely even know her, and I pretty much never talk to her. (WTF GIRL SHE BEEN ON THIS SQUAD SINCE FOREVER-AUDREY
Edit by Satan: I don't really know star very well, but I'm sure she's a very nice person and I would like to get to know her better.
DAMN DADDY UR HARSH)
Audrey's Rant
My Bae, waifu, gf, main bish
Pretty much the awesomest person here besides me obv
Ily waiffuuu
She's fabulous
And more fabulous
And pineapples :]
Baii
YOU ARE READING
Fam Rants
RandomTHIS IS A RANT BOOK BY LEO AND DYLAN ABOUT EVERYONE IN THE SQUAD. FEEL FREE TO TAKE ANYTHING PERSONALLY. - DYLAN AND LEO COZ WE'RE AT STARBUCKS RN LUZERS, AND LEO BROUGHT HIS COMPUTER WOOT WOOT (ALSO ONE OF OUR SIBLINGS MAY POST ONCE IN A WHILE)
