do you know how hard it is to be a guardian?

                                        Prologue

Have you ever wondered how hard it is to be Santa,The Tooth fairy,The Eater bunny,jack frost and that monster under your bed ? well,you may believe in them but others don't.Some people believe that there is no such thing as anyone of them and some people think they are real living things.I personally don't think there is a monster under my bed but i believe that jack frost mists my car and puts ice on the grass.I believe the tooth fairy come and collect my teeth.I believe Santa delivers presents to me on Xmas day.I believe  the Easter bunny brings me mini chocolate eggs  and a big m&m  egg but  of cause i never eat them cause didn't you know he poo's them out of his own butt (literally).Even if you don't believe in them you should see how hard its is to be them before you consider your decision.So just keep on reading and you'll  soon find out how hard it is to be them.

                                      CHAPTER ONE SANTA

To be Santa you would have to have a big enough workshop for about 5 million elf's and since they probably wouldn't have a home you would have to have around 5 million and 1 bedrooms plus a place for the reindeer's to stay  and some where to park your slay and since all 5 million elf's would be working on presents you would have to have 2 million elf's on the loading station and you can't just go buy elf's of pick them off a tree you and Mrs.clause would have to have sex to get all these elf's but in about 50 years you would have to have 7 million baby's  witch is just about one a day or maybe two and that means you don't have enough time to get more pregnant and have more sex so really you would have to get like 7 other family's so you could have a million in 50 years but wait.Not all of your babies would turn out to be elf's so you would still have to have 7 million in 50 years just to be sure and that is a lot.If you were Santa you have to deliver  about 7 trillion presents in one trip around the world in the time of 24 hours so you should believe in Santa and believe he can do it all and that's all i have to say.

NOTE:today that's all I'm gonna upload but there will be ore soon!!!