All other guardians have hard jobs but I think this is the worst of all... THE EASTER BUNNY! dan dan dan...! Lets start off by clarifying that he has no help what so ever on doing anything is that clear? *little voice says:clear*! Ok, the Easter bunny has no help on making approximately100,000,050 chocolate eggs a year!!! And has to deliver them that leaves him 364 days to make probably OVER 100,000,065 eggs PER YEAR!!!! The most diabolical thing about this is that he/she has no thumbs!! Also back to another point, HOW THE HELL DOES HE DELIVER THEM? He only has 24 hours to deliver ATLEAST 20 eggs to 9,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 families (if that's even a number)! And that means that he would have to make
180,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00,000,000
Eggs (I did the maths)!!! So I hope you appreciate the fact that he does this for fun!! You need to believe in him!!! Please don't hate!!!
Love youz all!!!
Bye :D
(Ain't nobody got time to proof read!)
YOU ARE READING
do you know how hard it is to be a guardian?
RandomFirst finished book, YAY, I hope you enjoy!!! WARNING sex talk in the beginning!