Bonnet -
1.
a. A hat of cloth or straw, often held in place by ribbons tied under the chin, that is worn by women and children.
b. Scots A brimless cap worn by men or boys.
2. A removable metal plate over a machine part, such as a valve.
3. Chiefly British The hood of an automobile.
4.
a. A windscreen for a chimney.
b. A cover for a fireplace.
5. Nautical A strip of canvas laced to a fore-and-aft sail to increase sail area.I don't know why, but this word cracks me up every time I hear it. I just can't take anything seriously if 'bonnet' is involved. I just can't, it's too funny.
" I swear by my pretty floral bonnet I will end you." - Malcolm Reynolds, Firefly
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