kungfupanda: so sehun
IMNOTGRUMPYCAT: i dont want to talk about it
jongOUT: did he just shove you in the closet or did you walk in
IMNOTGRUMPYCAT: I SAID I DONT WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT
kungfupanda: I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT CHAN HYUNG DID YOU PUT YOU IN SUCH AN EMOTIONAL STATE
IMNOTGRUMPYCAT changed their name to bubbletea
bubbletea: okay so no
jongOUT: you cried in your sleep and kept screaming about posters and park sandara
bubbletea: LISTEN HERE
bubbletea: NO ONE SAYS THAT NAME EVER AROUND ME AGAIN
bubbletea: OH GKD JEODK
bubbletea: cha N IS HERE HELP
bubbletea has left the chat.
kungfupanda: what
jongOUT: HAHSHDJDA
kungfupanda: WAIT IS THAT WHY CHAN HAS BEEN ASKING FOR WUSHU LESSONS
jongOUT: i say we pay sehunnie a visit
kungfupanda: wait hes calling me now
jongOUT: WHAT DID HE SAY
kungfupanda: idk he was screaming so i hung up
jongOUT: wait hes calling me now
kungfupanda: is he still screaming
jongOUT: yes
kungfupanda: tf did hyung do
jongOUT added bubbletea to the chat
jongOUT: sehun what were you trying to tell us on the phone
bubbletea: CHALK FUCKING YEL OL TIOK MY PIN IKE UDOF PINGID DKL L AND SFUCKING CHAN DICK YOEOL SI HATE HIMSO FUCKINF MUCH NO OINKU PIBDEU I CANR SEE IM KOT CRYUNV YOU ARE LEACE ME ALONE HWRE TO DIE PINKU PINKU MY BABY DAMNNIT PORK CHOPS GIE IT BACK YOU BITCJ NO SLOH MH GOF PINKU PINKU
jongOUT: ?????
kungfupanda: oh no sehun im so sorry
jongOUT: you understood that??
kungfupanda: you dont understand what its like to text and watch dramas at the same time
bubbletea: pINJU KPINGU
jongOUT: whats wronG
kungfupanda: pork chops stole his pinku pinku doll and now sehun is crying and wants to either kill chalk yeol or die in a land of pinku pinku, right sehunnie?
bubbletea: YES
bubbletea: pINKU PINKU IS BEING CONTAMINATED BY PARK DILDO AND I CANT LWT THIS HAPPEB
jongOUT: i have an idea to get pinkupinku back
kungfupanda: ...
bubbletea: NO ILL NEVER GWT PINKU PIBKU BACM NOW HIFJWJA
jongOUT: we can hear you screeching from down your street clOSE THE WINDOW
kungfupanda: why would you even shOUT THAT OUT A WINDOW OH MY GOD
jongOUT: the only ass im okay with kissing is kyungsoos
bubbletea: PINKU PINKU
jongOUT: okay okay but calm down
kungfupanda: are you singing about pinku pinku??
bubbletea: WAIT I KNOW HOW TO SAVE MY PRECIOUS BEAUTIFUL WONDERFUL PINKU PINKU
jongOUT: how??
kungfupanda: this cant be good at all
jongOUT: why did you scream 'byun baekhyun' out the window
kungfupanda: the better question should be why did taehyung shout 'kim taehyung, kim v, do your best, goodnight' back but in english
jongOUT: 'i will do my best in kidnapping byun baekhyun' how do you know engliSh
bubbletea: i dont sneak in suhos english class for nothing
kungfupanda: sehun i think we need to go find baekhyun now because i think tae is trying to come join us
bubbletea: HES HELPING SINCE HES BAEKHYUNS PET
jongOUT: CAN JIMIN COME
kungfupanda: I LIKE JUNGKOOK BETTER
jongOUT: hes just as bad as sehun
bubbletea: wtf you should be blessed to be in my presence the only way im bad is if im the baddest like cl
kungfupanda: jUNGKOOK AND JIMIN ARE HERE
bubbletea: and they said they will help lETS GO
jongOUT: jimin ♡♡♡
kungfupanda: OFF TO KIDNAP THE BACON WE GO
theres just something about bangtan and exo crossovers that make me happy im sorrY. since i havent asked in a bit, who should the next chapter be about?
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/exo chats/
Разноеthis is an ot12 fic so if it bothers you then sorry. there's also ships like sulay, baekyeol, kaisoo and more! (probably will be updated at random until further notice) ((also use of swearing, homosexuality, and lots and lots of sass))
