DERPY YODA :)): ayo waddup jongin
jongOUT: ayo fuck u
DERPY YODA :)): in my opinion, Kyungsoo and Sehun are bad influences on u
jongOUT: says the hyung who got me to put a condom on my head and scare people
DERPY YODA :)): you probably enjoyed that considering the sounds I heard kyungsoo make an hour later
jongOUT: bye
DERPY YODA :)): WAIT
jongOUT: no
DERPY YODA :)): JEBAL
jongOUT: pce dumbo
DERPY YODA :)): i need to tell yoU SOMETHING
DERPY YODA :)): ITS FOR CHENS BIRTHDAY
jongOUT: that was yesterday
DERPY YODA :)): i know but i didn't give him his full present
DERPY YODA :)): its all for little jongdae~
jongOUT: i dont think he'll take anything from you now after what you did
DERPY YODA :)): IT WAS APART OF THE PLAN
jongOUT: you baekhyun and these dumbass plans will get you killed one day
DERPY YODA :)): will you perform at my funeral and proclaim your undying love for me while wearing a leotard
jongOUT: wh tA
DERPY YODA :)): this is a conversation for another day
DERPY YODA :)): but the present
DERPY YODA :)): i need you to lock jongdae in a closet and kidnap minseok hyung
jongOUT: i deeply regret answering you this time
DERPY YODA :)): please jongin oppa
jongOUT: why did I ever tell you about the oppa thing
DERPY YODA :)): "if anyone calls me oppa then there's a 2743829% chance me doing whatever they want"
DERPY YODA :)): your words not mine
jongOUT: who's the one who helped you asked baekhyun out on a date
DERPY YODA :)): kyungsoo????
jongOUT: hey I HELPED TOO
DERPY YODA :)): every time there was a pause you shouted "AND THEN SEX"
DERPY YODA :)): that doesn't classify as helping
jongOUT: im a helpful person
DERPY YODA :)): and i look normal when i laugh
jongOUT: why are you talking to me
jongOUT: go away
DERPY YODA :)): KIM KAIDASHIAN PLEASE JUST HELP ME
DERPY YODA :)): ILL STOP RUINING YOU AND KYUNGSOOS MOMENTS AND ILL STOP COMING IN YOUR ROOM WHEN YOURE SLEEPING
jongOUT: wait a minute
DERPY YODA :)): actually ill go ask sehun
jongOUT: CHANYEOL
DERPY YODA :)): BYE
DERPY YODA :)) has left the chat
jongOUT: fuCKING CHANYEOL
I did this when I was in an assembly at school tehehe. I didn't feel like putting the times since I'm on my phone and its annoying but one day I'll go back to fix it (lmao no I'm not)
But thank you for reading! Don't forget to comment and all that jazz!
((Taoris is up next))
-E
((((((THIS IS UNEDITED SORRY))))))
YOU ARE READING
/exo chats/
عشوائيthis is an ot12 fic so if it bothers you then sorry. there's also ships like sulay, baekyeol, kaisoo and more! (probably will be updated at random until further notice) ((also use of swearing, homosexuality, and lots and lots of sass))
