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patchan ♡♡ has added IMNOTGRUMPYCAT to the chat.

MNOTGRUMPYCAT: i can explain

patchan♡♡ has changed their name to not baekhyun.

not baekhyun: why was i tied up at the center of a ball pit

IMNOTGRUMPYCAT: i can explain

not baekhyun: I HAD A WEGGIE FOR AN HOUR WHILE MINSEOK AND LU HYUNG FOUGHT WITH EACH OTHER USING BALLS AND TEDDY BEARS

not baekhyun: AND CHANYEOL DIDNT COME UNTIL LATER BECAUSE HE THOUGHT I WAS IN BUSAN ???

IMNOTGRUMPYCAT: the busan thing was probably your neighbors fault

not baekhyun: im going to sacrifice you

IMNOTGRUMPYCAT: i did this in honor of pinku pinku

IMNOTGRUMPYCAT: nothing will come between us

not baekhyun: not even miranda kerr or luhan

IMNOTGRUMPYCAT: those are both very complicated relationships that arent any of your buisness

not baekhyun: um

not baekhyun: ANYWAYS HOW DID YOU GET JONGDAE TO CARRY ME OUT OF MY HOUSE

IMNOTGRUMPYCAT: i didnt tell him to do that

IMNOTGRUMPYCAT: plus your friend tae even told him how to carry you :DDD

not baekhyun: im going to block you

IMNOTGRUMPYCAT: sorry mr.salt

not baekhyun: ill show you mr salt

not baekhyun: i will be right back

IMNOTGRUMPYCAT: youve been gone for an hour

IMNOTGRUMPYCAT: i think someones in my house oh ny god im in the bath

IMNOTGRUMPYCAT: it sounds like theyre just flicking the lights on and off ??????

IMNOTGRUMPYCAT: WAIT HYUNG NO GO HOME

IMNOTGRUMPYCAT: pls stop plugging everything in

IMNOTGRUMPYCAT: YOURE GOING TO EXPLODE eVERYTHING

not baekhyun: i am the controller of light and my trusty side kick jongnight is the controller of electricity

not baekhyun: youre lucky you werent in the bath when it was chanyeol tbh bc your toster is sitting next to the bathroom wtf

not baekhyun: anyways

not baekhyun: sucks to be u when the time for bills come around !!!

not baekhyun: bye bitch ♡

not baekhyun has left the chat.

IMNOTGRUMPYCAT: smh you both left your jackets with your wallets in it

IMNOTGRUMPYCAT: sucks to be u when you try to take pork chopyeol on a date with no money <\3

IMNOTGRUMPYCAT: life sized teddy bear here i come

IMNOTGRUMPYCAT has left the chat.


hehe this was a filler since im running out of ideas for this book jskdkd
please help me and comment pairings or even what you want to happen~
(btw im sorry this was so bad)

ily guys so much okay bye ♡♡♡

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