A/N: This is a fake periscope that takes place in the Cenatus Universe, obviously. And hi! Welcome to these random or probably not-so-random one shots. Lindsey may or may not appear because of either scheduling conflicts or is not really needed in the one shot. And I will say this now, I will take requests of what you want to see, but make it realistic, please. Also, I'm trying to figure out the show theme for the Cenatus Marching Romans, because they need a show! Suggestions for that are welcome, but no Phantom of the Opera, Les Mis, or any really popular Broadway production, please. Those shows are apparently overdone. Use concepts, for example, Laws of Motion, Spin, Movie chase scenes, Heists, Old Books like Moby Dick, or Transitions of Light and Dark (Please don't use these, I'm using the Victor Marching Blue Devils show themes. They've already been done.) Look up some band shows, use previous Drum Corps and Bands of America Grand Nationals shows. I will then use them to formulate a good concept. Also, the school colors of Cenatus Central Schools are Red and Gold.
"Damnit, is it thing on?" Lindsey muttered to herself as she turned on her periscope. She waited for people to come on, and when she got confirmation that people were watching, she said, "Hey guys!! So I am coming home from the studio late at night, when I return home to several vehicles around the driveway, along with Hannah's vehicle in the driveway. I opened the door to find this." As she turned the camera to me, Jamie, and half the snare line, two cymbals, tree of the basses and two of the quads, sitting quietly on the three seater couch, slightly squished on it, with some of us on the floor, me included, watching a movie intently. Lindsey the turned the camera back at her and said, "I find at least half the drumline here watching a Godzilla movie. And I don't even know why!!!" Lindsey bursted out laughing at this, having no idea why this was happening. Immediately, people started giving her support for this random development of the probably psychotic drumline at Cenatus Senior High. One response from a fan said to ask me what happened that caused this. "You know, you're right, ash_stirlingite, I should ask her what happened to cause this. I'm going to sit next to her." Lindsey went over to where I was, on the floor, and sat down right next to me, and asked, "Hannah, how did this happen?"
I faced her, and said, "We somehow got into a heated conversation about Godzilla at practice today, and the senior and juniors who could drive just decided to go to my place and watch a Godzilla movie. I don't even know how the conversation shifted to Godzilla, Linds." Smiling sheepishly.
"Well," Lindsey said to the camera, "That explains it. Also...Jamie's here!!" Moving the camera to face my little brother who was sitting right next to me. "Hannah, explain who he is to the viewers."
"This is Jamie Smith, my little brother. Full brother. He has dad's last name." I said, putting my arm around him, "He's sleeping over tonight, but not with me. Adam. They're friends. So I drove him here after practice."
"And I'm fully okay with it." Lindsey said, "Hannah, the people tuning in want to know which Godzilla movie you're watching." Gesturing to her screen.
"Oh, the one with telepathy and the Twins. I love it when they say 'Mothra'. Mothra's cool." I said, a bit flippalant.
Then Jacob said to the screen, "Oh come on! You really didn't think that would happen?!?"
"Jacob Wilson, shut up and stop talking to the screen!" I slapped his leg, "None of the actors can hear you! We're on camera, if you haven't noticed." Gesturing to Lindsey and the camera.
He turned to face the camera, got a wide-eyed expression, and asked, "Why?"
"Because she found us like this when she got home!" I said, rolling my eyes. I then turned back to the camera, and said, "Sorry, one of the snares in the drumline. Jacob Wilson. Same grade as me, and has a slight mouth. Nowhere near my mouth."
"Hey!" Jacob cried.
"Oh shut up and watch SpaceGodzilla." I snapped at him. That got him to stop and turned back to the tv.
"That's the title?" Lindsey asked me. I nodded, and she continued, "Well people, looks like I'm going to suffer through this until everyone goes home. Hannah, when does this movie end?"
"Guide says that it ends around 11." I muttered, being quiet as SpaceGodzilla first came down and fights King Gidorah and Godzookie. "Woohoo, kaiju fight!"
"Nerd!" Lindsey said to me.
"Dork!" I retorted back at her.
"Who's Godzookie?" Jamie asked.
"Godzilla's son or something." I answered, "Does dad even put on Godzilla movies?"
"No. Thinks that they're wrong."
"Huh. Typical. I'm going to yell at him about that. You, Nick and Abby are pop culture deprived." I said, knowing that dad is a baby faced idiot.
"I know that. Whenever we argue with him about these movies, he starts ranting about how scientifically incorrect they are and how bad the graphics are. We keep on telling him that the bad graphics are awesome, but it falls onto deaf ears, because of his ranting." Jamie explained.
"He's such a baby faced idiot. Face of a Twelve year old, with the maturity to match." I sighed, "How he became a doctor, we will never know."
"I thought that he is a genius like you guys. You do get your genius from him, right?" Lindsey said.
"Lindsey, this is the Doctor. He doesn't know the exact function of a Rubber Duck. He's clueless on normal, one hearted humans. He thinks that bowties are cool, multiple kinds of hats that our mother always shoots off his head whenever she's around are cool, thinks that bunkbeds are cool, and as our Gran puts it, has a horrible fashion sense. And we get our genius from both of them. Sometimes, when he's really pissed off, he insults the human race because they are a bunch of stupid apes when they start fighting and then start shooting each other instead of talking!" I explained, "And, for added measure, acts so alien to everyone else around him. He, quite possibly, the smartest person in the room and is the loneliest man in the universe. He's the Doctor, one of the last of his kind, of a country long gone, no longer on the maps, and doesn't. Get . Humans."
Audrey and Adam started slow clapping, along with Jamie. "Bravo Hannah. You just described your dad. You say that Bowties are cool, as are fezzes, bunkbeds, fish custard, and you go off on regular normal people when they do extremely idiot things in front of you calling them 'A Bunch of Stupid Apes'." Audrey pointed out.
"Exactly." I said, pointing to her, "I got some of my quirks from him. Some others from my mother. The rest no one really knows." A slight British accent coming through near the end.
"Hannah, you slipped into your native accent again." Lindsey said.
"I realize that, and I don't care." Still in my native accent. Then Godzookie got sent into a smoking hole. "NOO!! GODZOOKIE!!!"
"Hannah!" Everyone hissed at me.
"Oh piss off!" In full British accent.
"Okay. I think that I know what's going on now. I will probably tell you guys later after the movie's over when they go home." Lindsey said to the camera, "Good night everyone, or good morning wherever you are." She then tapped the touchscreen, and failed on turning off the periscope. "Agg, I can never turn this off.-"
A/N: Yep, that took awhile. I do have a timeline for this, and give me suggestions for stories you want to see! Until then, Vote and Comment below!
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Cenatus Universe One Shots
RandomRandom One Shots from the Cenatus Universe, in no particular order. Will be taking requests and my own stories. Characters will bounce around, and are Lindsey, Adam, Audrey, Hunter Cramer, Hannah Song, Jamie Smith, Nick Smith, Abby Song, probably Dr...