Percy: *Approaches Jason*
Well, hellooo handsome.
Jason: *Confused* Um...
Percy: I was thinking... wanna go out for pizza some time?
*Awkwardly bats eyelashes*
*Other Campers gather around... including ANNABETH*
Jason: *Backs away slowly* Dude, are you okay?
Piper: What are you doing flirting with my boyfriend?
Annabeth: Yeah, Percy. What's wrong with you?
Percy: Can't talk now, Annie. I'm trying to get Jason here to go out with me
*Annabeth turns red in the face*
Percy: *Thinking* Note to self: Run away as soon as this is over.
Jason: Annabeth, I swear, I had nothing to do with this...
*Percy continues flirting weirdly with Jason*
An hour later...
Percy: *Stops flirting* Okay, guys. There's a perfectly good explanation for this...
Annabeth: Well then?!
Percy: I-I-I was d-dared by my f-fans to act l-like Drew for an hour...
*Everybody (except Annabeth and Drew) bursts out laughing*
*Jason tries to contain laughter, but fails*
*Even Piper cracks a smile*
Annabeth: That's it?! You called me Annie for nothing?!!! You better run, Jackson! NOW!!!
Percy: Oh right. I knew I forgot something... *RUNS AWAY SCREAMING LIKE A LITTLE GIRL*
*Annabeth and Drew chase him around camp screaming things like: GET BACK HERE, YOU WORTHLESS PILE OF KELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
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Ask / Dare Percy Jackson.
HumorHello, there. My name is Percy Jackson and today, I've decided to take up dares! I'm sorry to tell you that I won't be doing anything to do with PDA and stuff like that... And no swearing is allowed. But I WILL however, do anything else. Even if it'...
