A/N: Ok, I'm gonna quickly apologise for my absence. I've got the usual excuses: school, life... etc. I'M REALLY SORRY! Now I'll jump right into the dare. This reminds me so much of Narnia because of The Lion, The Witch & The Wardrobe and Trufflehunter, the badger, from Prince Caspian.
*Percy goes to Piper*
Percy: Piper, do you know where I can find your mum?
Piper: What'd you want my mum for?
Percy: Uhhhh... *Scratches back of neck nervously*
Piper: Ugh. Please tell me it's not for another dare...
Percy: Ok... *Unconvincingly* It's not for another dare.
Piper: -_-
Percy: *Laughs nervously* S-s-so. W-where's you m-mum?
Piper: *Sighs* She's in Olympus, where else?
Percy: DAM it. *Tries not to laugh, remembering previous encounters* I really don't wanna go to Olympus... *Gets idea* Piper... Can I ask you for a favour? Wait, make that two favours...
Piper: No. Knowing you, it's probably something stupid. And I have a question, did you really ask for Zeus' Master Bolt?
Percy: Uhhh... Yeah... kinda...
Piper: *FACEPALMS* I thought Jason was only kidding... Yeah, that confirms my answer. NO.
Percy: Come on, Piper. Pleeeease.
Piper: UGHHH. I can't believe I'm about to do this... I'm supposed to be the one who makes people do what I want...
Percy: Ok, great! First, I need you to put make up on me...
Piper: Uhhh... Are you sure you don't want Drew to help you with this?
Percy: After the 'Incident', definitely don't want her doing Zeus knows what to my face. And anyway... even Annabeth's still mad at me. :(
Piper: *Tries not to smile at Percy's misfortune* Ok, makeup time then...
*Takes Percy to Aphrodite Cabin and puts lots of makeup on his face*
*Spongebob Voice* A few moments later...
Piper: Ok, there we go... *BURSTS OUT LAUGHING*
Percy: That bad, huh?
Piper: *Between laughs* N-N-No! AHAHAHHAHAHHAA!!! *Rolls on the floor laughing*
Percy: SHHHHHH! What if someone hears?! Like say-
*The Stoll Brothers walk in*
Percy: -the Stoll Brothers... Here we go again...
Connor: Hey, Piper. What are you doing on the floor? Anywho... Jason was looking for you. He's in the... *Keeps talking*
Percy: *Hides face*
Travis: *Notices Percy*
*Eyes widen*
Percy: Just great(!)
Connor: *Still talking* Blah, blah, blah...
Travis: *Nudges Connor in the ribs*
Connor: OW! *Rubs ribs* Dude! What was that for???!
Travis: *Points to Percy*
Connor: *Mouth hangs open*
Stolls: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!
Percy: Guys, please don't-
Stolls: *Take out mobile phones*
*Takes multiple pictures*
Travis: You know, Connor... We could make our own line of inspirational greeting cards... WITH PERCY'S FACE AS THE COVER.
Connor: I was just about to say the same thing!
*The Stolls high-five*
Piper: *Still laughing on the floor*
Percy: I'm so gonna tell Chiron.
The Stolls: We'll give you a share of the profits...
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Ask / Dare Percy Jackson.
HumorHello, there. My name is Percy Jackson and today, I've decided to take up dares! I'm sorry to tell you that I won't be doing anything to do with PDA and stuff like that... And no swearing is allowed. But I WILL however, do anything else. Even if it'...
