Boys + Artemis' Hunters = Bad Idea...

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Percy: *Goes to Olympus*
*Approaches Artemis*
*Gulps*
Hey, A-Artemis... Listen, I was thinking...

Artemis: A boy thinking? That is very dangerous...
*Cautiously pulls out bow*

Percy: Anyway, is there any chance that I can join the Hunters?

Artemis: .....................................................
*Bursts out laughing*
You are funny, Son of Poseidon...

Percy: I-I'm s-s-serious...

A few hours later...
At Camp Half-Blood...

Annabeth: Oh My Gods!!! Percy, what happened to you?!

Percy: I rather not talk about it...

*Campers laugh as he passes by*

At the Poseidon Cabin...

Tyson: Brother, what has happened to you? Your hair is all spiky and your face has completely... um... changed shape...

Percy: Word of advice, bro: NEVER ask to join the Hunters Of Artemis if you're a boy... NEVER!

Tyson: I won't, brother. I'm scared of the mean lady...

Percy (to himself): And to think that he's supposed to be a big, scary Cyclops... *Sigh*

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