WARNING! BLAH BLAH LANGUAGES!!
"TANIC!!! YOUR CHEATING!!" You screech at the ravenette who was cheating on the 2 player games both of you have been doing all day.
"For the billionth time My name is SONIC, S.O.N.I.C, not PANIC, GOTHIC AND NEVER IN HELL WOULD IT BE PSYCHIC!" He yells at you and keeps on cheating.
"I DON'T CARE GARLIC!! JUST STOP CHEATING!!" you ignore him, making him growl and stick his tongue out at you. You reply by sticking your tongue out too.
"Brat!" He insults you and goes back to cheating.
"GAY PURPLE SCARFED CHEATER WHO LOST TO A BALD MAN!" You screech before punching him harshly on the shoulder.
"TAKE THAT BACK!!!" Sonic screeches and pushes you, making you fall on your back.
"CHEATING SAMURAI WITH A HOT BODY!!" You screech, not meaning to say the last part out loud.
"..."
"E-EH!! FORGET WHAT I SAID!!" You yell at Sonic who was blushing a lot.
"Not if you take back what you just said!!" He smirks and gives you a perverted glare.
"NEVER!!" You defend and kicked the ravenette on the *cough* private *cough* part *cough*
"SH☆T!! WHAT THE FUDGE WAS THAT FOR!?!?" Sonic screeches before curling into a ball and yelping like a puppy.
"Hmph." You cross your arms on your chest and look away, having no mercy for the ravenette.
The ravenette suddenly sits up and places you in his arms, pulling you into a hug.
"W-wha...?"
"Take that back, or you're gonna get a punishment".
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One Punch Man x Reader [One-Shots]
FanfictionOne Shots involving an overpowered bald egg, another overpowered toaster, a samurai unable to produce offspring, and many more characters that'll probably die in the manga.