Emails to my Deadbeat dad ✔

Email #1

So..Dad,

Ergh that's such a weird concept.. why am I calling you dad? I should just call you Jonathan right?. I just met you a few days ago and I'm still getting used to it.

You came into my house and gave me a birthday card signed from Dad.. It should've just hit me but it didn't.

I guess I'm just writing you this email because I wanted to be honest with you. I never ever asked about you as a kid. I was passed from pillar to post having different dad's all the time so it wasn't like I actually had time to question it.

So you have a new girlfriend do you?. Typical.. you stay with me for one year then leave.

Why?.. Why did you even have to leave?.

-Yola