For those who can't read it...
Derpina: "ERMAHGERD FREDDIE!! LOVE ME!!"
Derpina: "GODDAMN, JOHN!! JUST DO ME ALREADY!!"
Derpina: "OH, GODDAMMIT, DAVY!! THE THINGS YOU COULD DO TO ME!!"
Derpina: "HOT DAMN, ERIC. YOU. ME. BED. NOW."
Derp: "Hi, pretty girl! Want a kiss!"
Derpina: "EW, NO WAY. WHAT KIND OF GIRL DO YOU THINK I AM?"
(Seriously though. I have the filthiest mind when it comes to classic rock stars, but I'd probably run away in terror if any ordinary boy asked for a kiss.)
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Jokes for The Classic Rock Fandom
De Todo(Sequel to "Jokes for Beatlemaniacs!") Are you part of the Classic Rock Fandom? Is so, this is the book for you! Get ready to laugh, smile, relate, and rock out! (COMPLETED)
