I saw granger the mudblood with a time turner. I have a plan. I will steal it from her and go back in time to before I got my hogwarts letter and..... Drum roll please.
CONVINCE MY PARENTS TO SEND ME TO PIGFARTS!!!!!
Fabulous idea right? Almost as fabulous as me!
Pigfarts is only THE best wizardry school in the galaxy. The headmaster Is growlus rumbleroar. He's a lion. WHO CAN TALK. So much better than that old coot Dumbledore. Then there's magonagills the flying fish, and I can't forget about slitherus snake!
Anyways next time I write I'm sure I'll be at pigfarts!
Hugs and butterfly kisses,
Draco
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Draco Malfoy diaries
HumorThe diary of the rich mean annoying blonde kid that everyone loves and hates at the same time from the Harry Potter series!
