_WTFMY TEACHERIS A DRAGON ;] OMG I DIDNT JUST SAY THT!_

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MY TITLE WAS TOO LONG (NO MORE THAN 80 CHARACTERS) SO I HAD TO SHORTEN IT. BUT HERE'S THE ORIGINAL TITLE!!:

_WTF, MY TEACHER IS A VAMPIRE AND MY PET DOG IS a FLAME BREATHING DRAGGOOOONNNNN!!! ;] OMG I DIDN’T JUST SAYYY THaT!!!_

HEHE, so umm ya im goin 2 write a new story , and i tink its ogoing to be rlly awesome! hope you enjoy it!!! <3  <3

XOXOXOXOXOXOXXXXXXOOOOOOOOOXXOOOX

o and remember 2 votteeee and fannn and comment!!!  DO ITTT!! PLEASEE!! ;))))

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Prologue:

I went to the a grocery store ystrdy.

name: Mary

Last: Susan

[Author’s note: i was thinkin a bout puting her last name as “Sue” , but then i thought that’s wayyy too boring. Oh, and she’s named Mary, after her mumm}

hite: 7”2 (idk if thats tall?)

mail: FEmail ^-^ LOL get it!?!

Hi! My nombre is Mary, i’m named after my mum. So im sitting in class right now. I looked my teacher, and OH SHIT.

[i’m going to abriveeate – OMG big word! – author’s note to A/N cuz im gonna use it alot.

A/N: sorry for saying a bad word! i kno i’m only ten, but i try to write like big kids so people will like ti more. hope u forgive me! :3]

‘Youre a tooootal hottie!!’

OMG. I can’t believe i said that aloud. I actually have a HUUUGE crush on my teacher! Just look at his deep, BLUE eyes, and his super SEXXXXXY curly, blond hair! Uugghhh FML!!!!

Akappqoiuwer POV [A/N: th teacher]:

i want to eat that girl’s head. Ggrrrowwll

‘Rooff roof!’

SORCCERROR LOOKING AT Akappqoiuwer BECAUSE Akappqoiuwer IIS HIS APPRENTICE:

DAMIT! Akappqoiuwer is turning into a werewolf!

Mary:

‘scream!’ OMGG   i pulled out my Sony Ericson TI78 –witch I got form my mama last Christmas, when i gave Justin my heart but the very next day, he gave it away*--  and dialed my phone number (1833) 3982-2412937898213-12979832798124-123979129839 oh Iforgot to tell you, I actually live in outer spce.

* <i kno how to use astaaarisksssss!

"The Last Song" Hilary Duff

Someday you will find the place

It's the place where love takes over hate

Then you'll see all the things you do

Affect everyone around you

Then you'll see there's no fear at all

You held my hand, we took down that wall

As I looked at you with nothing to say

Now I understand why you pushed me away

I went far and now I see

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