Zodiac Horoscopes

The signs according to zodiac posts

aries: rude but affectionate, most likely the mom of the group

taurus: giant nerd, eats a lot and is emotionally inept

gemini: either the most precious person you know or literally satan, extremely moody

cancer: crying at every possible moment

leo: precious and probably flawless, and attention seeking

virgo: distant from everyone emotionally and is always complaining

libra: spastic and probably actually a 5 year old

scorpio: EVIL, most likely S A T A N

sagittarius: pretends to be sweet but is actually an asshole, or is actually sweet but pretends to be an asshole

capricorn: an enigma wrapped in a mystery

aquarius: asshole

pisces: really sweet and loves everyone but is rly freaking weird