The Starrison Bride

Chapter one: Rory Strikes Again

It was just a normal day in The Beatle household, well as normal as it can be in a queer household. Anywho, It was just a normal day in The Beatle household Ringo was making tea, John and Paul were kissing passionatly at the end of the couch while George just sat there awkwardly. Ringo was coming back with the tea when a swirling light appeared spreading a fog across the living room. John and Paul (finaly) broke apart. "What the heck is going on?" John asked holding Paul close. "I-I-I don't know!" Ringo said as the fog covered him entirely and he dropped the tray with the tea on it. "Ritchie!" George jumped off the couch as the fog swallowed them all.

They woke up in peasent clothing except Ringo he was dressed like a Prince and they were tied up. "What happened?" Paul asked noticing their clothes. "Where are we?" Ringo asked looking at George scared. Than Rory walkd out of the woods. "H-Hello W-We m-meet a-again R-Ringo" Ringo tried to scoot closer to George and Rory used magic to throw Ringo away from George. "Rory leave us alone!"

"N-no n-not u-until I-I h-have y-you" Ringo looks at George terrified. "O-oh y-your l-lover, G-George" Rory sneered. "W-why d-don't w-we u-use m-my n-new m-machine?" Rory moves his hand and things attach to George. "Rory leave him alone!" Paul cries. Paul grabs his cheek as a smack sound resounds through the air. "Ow!" John glares at Rory. "Leave my baby alone!" John doubles over. "Ackl!" Rory pulls a lever and George starts writhing on the ground. "Rory what are you doing!?" Ringo says looking at George in horror. "J-just s-sucking a-away a-a y-year o-of h-his l-life" Rory pulls the lever back down. "H-how w-was y-your e-experiance?" George moaned and cried. "Intresting" Rory said as he wrote it down.

"P-perfect!" Rory cuts John and Paul's ropes and puts them on horses than scares the horses so they run far far away. "N-now G-goodbye G-George I-I'll B-be b-back" Rory throws Ringo onto his horse and takes him away to his castle.