The Starrison Bride

Chapter two: Not Dead, just mostly dead

                                                                  In The Castle

"R-Richard w-will y-you m-marry m-me?" Rory asked as he got down on one knee. "No! Only if George doesn't come back for me and he will come back, he always does!" Ringo stomped away to his room in the castle. "And don't call me Richard!" Rory turned bright red with anger. "Y-Your G-Georgie w-won't c-come b-back f-for y-you t-this t-time" He storms off to the area under the tree where he put George.

"Hello" George said darkly as Rory walked in. "H-hope y-you s-said y-your g-goodbyes t-to R-Ritchie a-and m-made y-yerself r-right w-with G-God" Rory said as he stormed ober and pulled the lever the whole way up. "R-Rory what are you doing?" George said as he looked at Rory terffied than started writhing violently and screaming bloody murder. Rory smirked at his pain. "N-now t-that y-yer g-gone, R-Ritchie w-will m-marry m-me" He stormed back to the castle to tell Ringo the 'Horrible' news.

                                          Meanwhile in the woods  

"Where could Geo be?" Paul asked as he and John walked throught the trees holding hands. Than George's screams reached their ears. "George!" John took off running towards that tree, dragging Paul behind him. They reached the tree and got inside right as George's screams stopped. They saw him writhing on the table attached to the machine. "John turn it off!" Paul said as he ran over to George. John turned it off and George stopped writhing. "John, he's not breathing and his heart just stopped" John gasped. "No.....it can't be!"

"See for yerself!" John put his head to George's chest listening. "He's........dead, our only chance dead" Paul hugged John. "We may still have a chance"  "We do?" John asked. "Yes we do, the miracle man" Paul let go of John and started taking the things of George. He tried to lift George. "Ugh Why are dead  people so heavy!?"  John picked George up. "Allow me Paulie, now lead the way"

Paul lead the way to a hut in the woods and knocked on the door. The area in the door that opened to look out opened. "Are you the Miracle Max who worked for the king all those years?" Paul asked. "The King's stinking son fired me, and thank you so much for bringing up such a painful subject. While you're at it, why don't you give me a nice paper cut and pour lemon juice on it? We're closed." He shut the tiny door. Paul knocked again. "Please we need you" "I told you kid We're closed" He shut it again. Paul knocked again. "He's going to help us overthrow Rory" The door opened. "Well why didn't you just say so? Come on in and put 'im on the table"

John layed George down on the table while Brian (the miracle man) put  his head on George's chest and felt his pulse. "I've got good news and bad news" Brian said after checking George out. "What's the good news?" Paul asked.  "The good news is, he's not dead, he's mostly dead. but if he was dead we could search his pockets for loose change"  Brian said as he grabbed a fire stoker and stuck it in George's mouth and started pumping it. "And the bad news?" John asked. "I don't have any bad news"