The 60 men gaurding the castle heard a booming voice and saw a giant lit on fire coming towards them. "I am the dread pirate Roberts! I have come to kill you!" John boomed as all the men scattered. Paul panted as he pushed the wheelbarrow with George hanging on his back, his legs dragging. The one man stayed, the gatekeeper and he tried to shut the gate quickly but John jumped off the wheelbarrow and pushed it under the gate stopping it while Paul dragged George over to them.
"Give us the gate keys" Paul said
"I don't have the gate keys" the gatekeeper replied, lying.
"John rip his arms off" Paul said calmly.
"Here here take them!" The gatekeeper said terrifed as he threw them the keys and ran away.
John smirked. "That went well" he said as he took George from Paul so he could unlock the gates than they ran inside, John carrying George who could now move his arms.
At the wedding
"Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam... " The preacher starts
[cut to our trio running through the halls than back to the wedding and Ringo being depressed]
"And wuv, tru wuv, will fowow you foweva... "
[cut to the trio again]
"So tweasure your wuv."
"S-skip t-to t-the e-end" Rory cut in
"Have you the wing?" the preacher asked.
[cut to the trio once more]
"...and do you,Pwincess Wingo... "
"M-man a-and w-wife. S-say m-man a-and w-wife." Rory hissed.
"Man an' wife."
"Strange wedding." King Harold observed.
"Yes. Very strange wedding. Come along." Queen Louise lead him out of the room.
-back to our trio-
John took off after the man that killed his mother, leaving Paul to carry George around.
Paul left George to go open a door for John, but forgot to come back.
[Ringo going to the honeymoon suite with the King and Queen]
Ringo kissed the King tenderly on the cheek. "What was that for?" King Harold asked after it was over.
"Because you've always been so kind to me, and I'll never see you again, because I'm killing myself as soon as we reach the Bridal Suite." Ringo says as he walks away "Won't that be nice?"
"He kissed me! Ha!" King Harold says pointing at Ringo.
[John and the six fingered man]
"I'm John Winston Lennon, you killed my mother, prepare for peace! I'm John Winston Lennon, you killed my mother, prepare for peace! I'm John Winston Lennon, you killed my mother, prepare for peace!"
"Will you stop that!" The six fingered. man stabs John several times. A knife flies through the air and hits the man in the heart right before he kills John.
"You're welcome." Paul said as he walked over to John.
[Ringo in the suite]
Ringo aims the knife at his chest and is ready to kill himself when he hears a voice "There's a lack of perfect chests in this world, it's be a shame to ruin yours"
"George. Oh, Georgie darling!" Ringo kisses George passionately. "Georgie, why won't you hold me?"
"Gently." George says looking at him.
"At a time like this, that's all you can think to say. Gently?" Ringo continues kissing George and lifts up his head.
"Gently!" George says. George's head falls and he winces.
"Ughhhh!" He moans.
"Oh, George, will you ever forgive me?" Ringo asked him.
"What hideous sin have you committed lately?" George asked.
"I got married. I didn't want to - it all happened so fast." Ringo says, tears gathering in his eyes.
"Never happened." George said calmly.
"What?" Ringo asked confused.
"Never happened." George repeated, just as calm.
"But it did I was there; this old man said 'man and wife.' " Ringo said sadly.
"Did you say 'I do?' " George asked.
"Um, no... we sort of skipped that part." Ringo said.
"Then you're not married. You didn't say it; you didn't do it." George said. "Isn't that right Rory?"
"I-it's a-a p-problem w-we'll f-fix l-later" Rory said From the doorway.
"F-first t-things f-first, t-to t-the d-death." Rory said
"No. To the pain." George said From the bed, Ringo watching in fear.
"I-I d-don't t-think I-I'm q-quite f-familiar w-with t-that p-phrase." Rory said confused.
"I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon." George insulted him.
"T-that m-may b-be t-the f-first t-time i-in m-my l-life a-a m-man h-has d-dared t-to I-insult m-me." Rory said, offended.
"It won't be the last. To the pain means the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose." George said glaring at him.
"A-and t-than m-my t-tongue I-I s-suppose, I-i k-killed y-you t-too q-quickly l-last t-time. A-a m-mistake I-I d-don't m-Mean t-to d-duplicate t-tonight." Rory said sounding annoyed.
"I wasn't finished. The next thing you will lose will be your left eye followed by your right." George practically hissed at him.
"A-and t-than m-my e-ears, I-I u-understand l-let's g-get o-on w-with I-it." Rory said exasperated.
"WRONG. Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing," will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever." George said darkly.
"I-I t-think y-you're b-bluffing." Rory said calmly. "Y-you c-can't e-even s-stand u-up."
"It's possible, Pig, I might be bluffing. It's conceivable, you miserable, vomitous mass, that I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. But, then again... perhaps I have the strength after all." George slowly rises and points sword directly at the Prince. "DROP... YOUR... SWORD!"
Rory's mouth hangs open and he drops his sword to the floor. George smirks.
A shout comes from below the window as John burst into the room. "Guys I found four white horses!" Paul shouts up to them when they open the window.
The three smile at each other and Ringo gets up onto the windowsill and jumps, his dress fluttering behind him as Paul catches him and sets him on a horse.
"After you" George smiles at John. George and John jump out the window and onto the horses as the Beatles ride away towards the sunset and home. George and Ringo finally got a moment when they stopped right before home George leaned forward and- Nah this is kissing you don't want to hear this, well goodbye!
Reader: No, no finish! I mean I don't really mind
Me: *smiles* Since the invention of the kiss there have been five kisses that have been rated the most passionate. This one left them all behind.
-The End Buh-bye hope you enjoyed!-
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The Starrison Bride
FanfictionBased on the movie The Princess Bride. *I cut off over half the movie in this, oh well*
