Miracle Brian was working on something to give to George when his wife burst in from the kitchen. "Get back, witch." he said looking up. "I'm not a witch, I'm your wife. But after what you just said, I'm not even sure I want to be that any more." she said. "who's this?" she said as she noticed George. "Oh he's just some mostly dead guy who's going to overtrhrow the stinkin prince" Brian mixed a few things. "Princess Ringo is his true love" John added. "Sonny, true love is the greatest thing, in the world-except for a nice MLT - mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe" Brain smacks his lips. "they're so perky, I love that." "I'm not going to make you a sandwich!" Valrie screached. "Just shut up and make me a sandwich!"
John and Paul stood there awkwardly watching them fight until Paul coughed and broke the silence. "Could you please hurry?" "You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles. " Brian said as Valrie ran into the kitchen. She came back with a bowl of melted chocolate and Brian dipped the pill into it. "Chocolate?" John asked. "It makes it go down easier" "Oh" Brian put it in a pouch and handed it to them. "There you go wait 15 minutes for it to cool than give it to him" Brian said as Paul took it and John picked up Geo and Brian opened the door for them. "Have fun stormin' da castle." Brian called as the walked out the door. "Bye!" Valrie yelled after them. "Think it'll work?" she whispered to her husband. "It would take a miracle" He replies as the wave after the three men.
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The Starrison Bride
FanfictionBased on the movie The Princess Bride. *I cut off over half the movie in this, oh well*