Bill's Chaos

Chapter 7

Dipper's POV

I was running through the woods with April, feeling free! I could smell small animals and gnomes nearby, and hear every single sound with these ears. I hadn't really seen what I could do this much, but April was teaching me secrets. Apparently she was born this way, so she knew more about it than I did. She was really fun to be around, and she was kind of cute. The way her fur moves in the wind, her eyes sparkle, and the way she takes down a deer make her my dream girl! The only problem is that I still have a slight crush on Pacifica, I hope it's just a crush and nothing more. I then was snapped from my thoughts by a sudden thump. I turned quickly and saw April rolling around in a patch of purple flowers. My eyes widened and I felt myself slipping away. Then I jumped into the flowers and rolled around happily with her.

Third Person POV

The two werecats rolled around in the catnip, greatly enjoying each other's company. They chewed on the soft petals and fought playfully in the shade. They both then climbed up a tree and curled up on their respective branches to take a cat nap. They were disturbed by a few gnomes that had a little too much Honeysickle at the Tavern. "Hey you overgrown fur balls! Come down and face me like the cowardly cats you are," the middle one said slurring slightly as the cats woke from their slumber. They blinked at them, not quite understanding human speech. "Hey look, they're retarded!" The one on the right said pointing at them. "No they're not you idiots, they must have ran into that catnip over there! They don't understand what we're saying," the one on the left said, since he was completely sober. The other two were foolish and continued to insult the creatures watching them curiously from above. April was the first to snap out of it. "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!!!?!?!?" she asked enraged by their stupidity. "I told you! Let's book it," the sober one said running for his life. The other two followed suit and Dipper woke from his trance like state. He then caught on quickly and the two predators chased all three gnomes. The most drunk one was caught first since his coordination was greatly impaired. April pounced on him and punched him into a tree. They then chased the other two, who were smarter than the first. Though the one on the right was still drunk and ran into a tree, getting set back greatly. Dipper then ran up a tree and jumped down upon him. His ribs were crushed and they let the last one go because he was not to blame. The gnome ran all the way home and told no one what he saw, because the other gnomes were certain to die all alone in the woods.

The two werecats returned home to find Mabel knitting and Crystal missing. "Hey Mabel, where's Crystal?" Dipper asked wiping dirt from his shirt. "She went back to her home dimension to stop the ponies of Equestria from killing off her species," Mabel said casually not looking up. "And you didn't stop her! She could get seriously hurt and..." April said before Mabel cut her off. "For your information she bottled some love form me during a long bear hug I gave her, she'll be fine. Here have a ball of yarn to cool off," she said tossing a ball of yarn at the two half cats.

Mabel's POV

I watched them both stare at the yarn and then both pounce at the same time. I pulled out a camera and took a picture of them as they rolled around on the floor. In a matter of seconds they both got tangled in yarn and I was laughing my glitter off! I then saw they were being forced to cuddle because of how they were tied up, so i took a scrap book photo. It then occurred to me that I could ship this, so I labeled it Dippril! Or maybe Apripper, nah Dippril is definitely better. I then walked over to them and grabbed the scissors. "Hold still," I said nonchalantly. They tried their best but I still made cuts on their arms by accident, Grunkle Stan is better at this than I am but he's giving a tour. Once they were free they both blushed like crazy. "Not cool Mabel," Dipper said pulling his hat down so it covered his crimson face. "Yeah, you don't do that to your sibling!" April said pulling her sweater over her blush. "I can and I do. On the bright side, I got a great idea for a ship! Forget Dipcifica, Dippril is coming to the fright yard and is here to stay!" I said in a booming voice making both of them jump in fright. They glared at me and Dipper scampered up to our room while April just sighed and walked outside. They were both so adorable.