I woke up to my phone buzzing,looking at the clock beside my bed only to see that it was four in the morning.

My phone sat in my hand as I read the lock screen:

Harry:Hai

Harry:What's up

Harry:I burnt some cookies at work and the alarms went off. 😭😂

Harry:Are you sleeping?

Harry:Wake up

Harry:bish

Me:It's fucking four in the morning Harry

Me:Calm your balls

Harry:SHES ALIVE!

Harry:And sorry,my balls will

never be calm around you ;)

Me:Stahp

Harry:Wai

Me:Why?*

Harry:Shut ur mouth

Me:Your*

Harry:Jesus stop already

Me:Fine,I'm going to sleep bye

Harry:no!its only 8pm here :(

Me:Good.

Harry:Your cranky when your tired

Me:I know

Me:I'm only cranky because I woke up to you :)

Harry:Ur mean

Me:so I've been told

Harry:We should become internet friends :p

Me:Sure why not

Harry:Yaaaaaay

Me:Just don't do that

Harry:Do what?

Me:Don't breathe

Harry:okay.

Me:I'm joking,I can sense your breathing is breath taking

Harry:Oh it is.My 8inch dick is too;)

Me:WOAH NO STOP IT

Me:Ew

Harry:Everyone else loves it

Me:Well I'm not everyone else Harry

Me:but that is pretty huge damn

Harry:I know ;)

Me:So......:/

Harry:So;)

Me:If you only texted me for nudes or some shit I don't do that

Harry:That's not all I want babe.And trust me,you'll be into it as soon as you see dis body

Me:Okay?

Annoyed,I hop out of bed and quietly walk down the wooden steps,attempting not to wake any one.

I notice the tv still on and make my way to turn it off,seeing that my brother is passed out on the couch.

I decide not to switch the light on in the kitchen,knowing it would surely wake him from the brightness.And no one would enjoy waking him at four in the morning,or anytime for that matter.

The fridge door opens and I immediately spot my left overs from last night.

Pizza.

I grab them and walk back up the steps and to my room,my phone being blown up while making my way to my bed.

Harry:Okay?Babe,admit it.You'd love to see me right now

Harry:Hello?

Harry:Shit I scared you away

Harry:Come back :(

Harry:Damn it

Me:Chill!All I did was go get some food geesh

Harry:What took so long?

Me:5 minutes isn't long Harry.And I had to be quiet because my brother was sleeping on the sofa

Harry:You have a brother?How old?

Me:Yes,he's 19

Harry:Damn

Me:?

Harry:Well I'll probably get my ass beat if we ever meet

Me:Probably :)

Harry:Do you think we'll meet one day?

Me:Idk

Me:Looking on how far apart we live,no.

Harry:Sure we will,I'd do anything to see your pretty face.x

Me:You don't even know who I am

Harry:I know some things

Me:Like?

Harry:Well your hot as fuck.Your cool so far....your nice,you've got a sassy personality.:)

Me:K

Harry:K?Bitch,I just wrote you a novel

Me:#sorrynotsorry😂

Harry:Fine

Me:Can I go back to bed?pwease

Harry:Fine.Text me tomorrow though

Me:K,night Harold

Harold:It's not Harold .

Me:It is now

Harold:Fine.Ill only accept it because your pretty as hell and cute as fuck

Me:K:p night

Harold:Night ;)


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