I woke up to my phone buzzing,looking at the clock beside my bed only to see that it was four in the morning.
My phone sat in my hand as I read the lock screen:
Harry:Hai
Harry:What's up
Harry:I burnt some cookies at work and the alarms went off. 😭😂
Harry:Are you sleeping?
Harry:Wake up
Harry:bish
Me:It's fucking four in the morning Harry
Me:Calm your balls
Harry:SHES ALIVE!
Harry:And sorry,my balls will
never be calm around you ;)
Me:Stahp
Harry:Wai
Me:Why?*
Harry:Shut ur mouth
Me:Your*
Harry:Jesus stop already
Me:Fine,I'm going to sleep bye
Harry:no!its only 8pm here :(
Me:Good.
Harry:Your cranky when your tired
Me:I know
Me:I'm only cranky because I woke up to you :)
Harry:Ur mean
Me:so I've been told
Harry:We should become internet friends :p
Me:Sure why not
Harry:Yaaaaaay
Me:Just don't do that
Harry:Do what?
Me:Don't breathe
Harry:okay.
Me:I'm joking,I can sense your breathing is breath taking
Harry:Oh it is.My 8inch dick is too;)
Me:WOAH NO STOP IT
Me:Ew
Harry:Everyone else loves it
Me:Well I'm not everyone else Harry
Me:but that is pretty huge damn
Harry:I know ;)
Me:So......:/
Harry:So;)
Me:If you only texted me for nudes or some shit I don't do that
Harry:That's not all I want babe.And trust me,you'll be into it as soon as you see dis body
Me:Okay?
Annoyed,I hop out of bed and quietly walk down the wooden steps,attempting not to wake any one.
I notice the tv still on and make my way to turn it off,seeing that my brother is passed out on the couch.
I decide not to switch the light on in the kitchen,knowing it would surely wake him from the brightness.And no one would enjoy waking him at four in the morning,or anytime for that matter.
The fridge door opens and I immediately spot my left overs from last night.
Pizza.
I grab them and walk back up the steps and to my room,my phone being blown up while making my way to my bed.
Harry:Okay?Babe,admit it.You'd love to see me right now
Harry:Hello?
Harry:Shit I scared you away
Harry:Come back :(
Harry:Damn it
Me:Chill!All I did was go get some food geesh
Harry:What took so long?
Me:5 minutes isn't long Harry.And I had to be quiet because my brother was sleeping on the sofa
Harry:You have a brother?How old?
Me:Yes,he's 19
Harry:Damn
Me:?
Harry:Well I'll probably get my ass beat if we ever meet
Me:Probably :)
Harry:Do you think we'll meet one day?
Me:Idk
Me:Looking on how far apart we live,no.
Harry:Sure we will,I'd do anything to see your pretty face.x
Me:You don't even know who I am
Harry:I know some things
Me:Like?
Harry:Well your hot as fuck.Your cool so far....your nice,you've got a sassy personality.:)
Me:K
Harry:K?Bitch,I just wrote you a novel
Me:#sorrynotsorry😂
Harry:Fine
Me:Can I go back to bed?pwease
Harry:Fine.Text me tomorrow though
Me:K,night Harold
Harold:It's not Harold .
Me:It is now
Harold:Fine.Ill only accept it because your pretty as hell and cute as fuck
Me:K:p night
Harold:Night ;)
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