why the signs are still single

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aries: you're loud & scary and it makes people uncomfortable
taurus: will u ever love someone as much as food? no
gemini: people can't seem to take u seriously
cancer: you are way too guarded & isolate yourself
leo: you're looking for someone who will love you more than you love yourself which is hard to find
virgo: you're shy af which sometimes gives off the wrong impression
libra: YOU!!! FLIRT!!! WITH!!!! EVERYONE!!!!
scorpio: you intimidate the shit outta people
sagittarius: you're a player and ppl don't wanna get srsly involved
capricorn: you never rlly smile & look scary a lot
aquarius: seem unapproachable
pisces: u don't know how to compose yourself & giggle too much which scares ppl. are you laughing at them???

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