ARIES: "Okay thanks."
TAURUS: "Nice joke."
GEMINI: "Prettier than you, for sure."
CANCER: "I'm glad you think so."
LEO: "I know."
VIRGO: "No, actually, I have a pimple. And it's ugly."
LIBRA: "Aw I love you let's get married!"
SCORPIO: "I know you're just trying to trick me into liking you so you can take over my soul and send me to the Nether world, right?"
SAGITTARIUS: "Really?...Oh well, ok."
CAPRICORN: "I prefer 'angelic' but 'pretty' is fine for now."
AQUARIUS: "How much did my mum pay you to say this?"
PISCES: "So...?"