aries: .....i will kill all of you
taurus: whatever
gemini: shut up i'm not even blushing *is bright pink*
cancer: oh wow sorry i'm so dumb *about to cry*
leo: fuck dis fuck u
virgo: *INTERNALLY SCREAMING*
libra: HAHAHAHA I'M SO FUNNY GUYS
scorpio: don't touch me
sagittarius: oh well!!!
capricorn: *gets a lump in their throat*
aquarius: *stares at a wall for the next ten minutes*
pisces: *is used to it by now*