Miraculous Ladybug One-shots

Dancing Cat

Ladybug regretted ever showing Cat Noir that video...

IT WAS ALL HE EVER SUNG!

Akumatized Sabrina? No problem. Except for the fact that a certain cat *cough cough* kept humming that stupid old tune! Time to scratch a cat up. And take away his yarn. And his catnip.

Grrrr, curse that cat. CURSE HIM!!!!!

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~Right after school~

A few shrieks could be heard. Chloe had just insulted a girl's clothes, quoting 'They look like they came from a squirrels house'.

Whatever the heck that meant.

"Tikki, spots on!" A certain blue-haired girl spoke, feeling the tight yet smooth fabric wrap its way around her. She felt her mask paint its way onto her face.

Time to go.

"Plagg, claws out!" The feline shouted as the tight, black suit made its way around him. Cat ears. Check. Cat tail. Check. Kitty cat song. CHECK!

The hero's both jumped, landing close to each other.

"About time, kitty cat."

Oh no. OH NO. At that moment, she knew....

she messed up...

"Cat, I'm a cat, I'm a kitty cat, and I dance dance dance and I dance dance dance!"

"Cat Noir, don't you even freaking dare...."

"PERRRAVOCATIVE POSING!!!!!"

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"Jealous of my singing skills, my lady." Cat purred, resulting in a sigh from Ladybug.

"Just... shut your cat hole. We gotta find the Akumatized villain."

That didn't stop him from humming until they finally found the akumatized villain.

"Stop right there! You don't have a chance against me! I am the Fabricator, and there is nothing you can do to stop me! Mwahahahaha!"

The akumatized villain had long, multi colored hair, texturized as yarn. She held a knitting needle in her right arm, a piece of string drooping down from it.

The Fabricator shot out a ravel of yarn, entwining itself around Ladybug and Cat Noir's ankles. Another string wrapped around both of them, resulting in the 2 getting suddenly jolted towards each other and head-butting each other.

"Ow..." Ladybug rubbed her head, knowing a bruise would find a spot onto it in the near future.

"Sorry, my lady."

"Shush, ki-ahht! Cat!" She emphasized unintentionally on the first 'cat,' well, if you could even call it 'cat'.

But, she kinda forgot the word cat was in the song as well.

"Cat, I'm a cat, I'm a kitty cat, and I dance dance dance and I dance dance dance!"

Cat Noir began his fabulous dance, and Ladybug rolled her eyes, noticing the Fabricator wince at the sound of Cat Noir's voice.

Wait... was that it?

"PERRRAVOCATIVE POSING!!!!!"

omg cat shut ur flippin mouth fo 1 second and lemme think (lol jk xD)

"Lucky Charm!" Ladybug shouted, thrusting her yoyo into the air, to receive...

A megaphone

A MEGAPHONE?!

What, so Cat Noir can go sing "I'm a kitty cat!" into it and annoy the heck out of her?

Wait a second. That explain the ladybug vision surrounding him, a stool, and the megaphone...

My ears might bleed, but it's worth it if I can save another akumatized villain.

"Ok, Cat, I want you to go on that stool, and sing that stupid song as loud as you can." She whispered, handing him the megaphone. He just started laughing.

"Y-You want me t-to sing th-at song! BAHAHAHA!" He said in between each laugh.

"Yes, now go up there and SING!" She screeched, shoving Cat Noir up on the stool, resulting in a hiss from kitty.

"I wish I had some earmuffs now..." Ladybug muttered, preparing for the worst.

"Cat, I'm a cat, I'm a kitty cat, and I dance dance dance and I dance dance dance!"

"Cat, I'm a cat, I'm a kitty cat, and I dance dance dance and I dance dance dance!"

"Ugh! Make it stop! I swear my ears are gonna fall off!" Shrieked Fabricator, hands instantly reaching up over her ears. Ladybug used this to her advantage, and ran up a wall, and when she was high enough, did a backflip, and roped her yoyo around the Fabricator. She made a small scream in surprise when she realized they had gotten her. Ladybug landed softly on the ground, snatched the knitting needle from the girl's hand, and snapped it in half.

"No mor-"

"Cat, I'm a cat, I'm a kitty cat, and I dance dance dance and I dance dance dance!"

"Ahem!"

"..."

"No more evil-doing for you, lit-"

"PERRRAVOCATIVE POSING!!!!!"

"CAN'T YOU BE QUIET FOR JUST ONE SECOND?!"

"sniff"

"No more evil-doing for you, little aku-"

"Perravocative posing."

"I TOLD YOU TO BE QUIET FOR JUST ONE SECOND!"

"I technically was..."

Ladybug's face: (◣_◢)

Cat Noir: *hides in corner*

"No more evil-doing for you, little akuma." She pulls out her yoyo, successfully not being interrupted by kitty. "Time to deevilize!" Swinging her yoyo, she quickly swings it in a circle, capturing the little akuma. Her yoyo comes back like a boomerang, landing squarely in her hand. "Gotcha!"

Starting to throw her yoyo up, she shouts "Miracul-"

"Cat, I'm a cat, I'm a kitty cat, and I dance dance dance and I dance dance dance!"

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R.I.P. Ladybug