Bloopers (Funny)

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Hey guys! For this chapter I thought I'd post a sorta funny chapter based on bloopers that would happen if like they were shooting a movie or something.. Idk how to describe just read..

Chapter 1; Scene 1

"Right okay, ____ all you have to do is walk down the street for this shot and then look up, okay?" The director Jeremy said. I nodded from my place on the sidewalk.

"Right, okay... Action!" I strolled down the street, looking down with the camera to my left.

"And.. Look up." Jeremy ordered. I looked up only to catch my foot on the sidewalk and tripped.

"Fuck.. Ppppahahaha.." I laughed. "I'm sorry I'm sorry.. I'll try it again hahaha."

"It was your first shot, ____." Ciel groaned sipping coffee off camera.

"Shut up!" I yelled. "You're not even in the movie yet!"

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Chapter 1; Scene 2

"Who do you think you are calling a random girl in the street useless?" I asked angrily.

"Who do I think I am? Well let me introduce myself. My name is Jeffreh and this is my lesbian lover Shaniqua." Ciel said not breaking character.

"Fuuhhhkk you..." I said laughing hysterically along with the crew.

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Chapter 2; Scene 1; Take 1.

I purposely dropped my keys on the floor and bent down to pick them up.

"DAT AYASS!" I heard behind me I jumped and turned around to see Ciel staring at Sebastian while the butler was in stitches.

Chapter 2; Scene 1; Take 2.

Once I was finished laughing at Sebastian's outburst I dropped the keys again and went to pick them up. At the last minute I felt a push and I fell through the plywood door of the set.

"Ciel, Sebastian!" Jeremy roared. "You broke the set!"

"No we didn't." Ciel snickered. "____'s head did."

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Chapter 2; Scene 2; Take 1.

"Okay, ____ you have to fall onto the couch, kick off your shoes then say the line, okay?" I nodded.

"Action!" I walked towards the couch and jumped on it only to land on my tailbone...

"Ow.. Ow.. Ow.. Help me.. I'm dying.." I whined from my position on the floor.

Chapter 2; Scene 2; Take 2.

I walked towards the couch and jumped, landing properly. I tried to kick off my sneakers but they were too tight.

"Eh.. Eh.. Eh.." I said while going into try hard mode.

"Rosie!" I called the wardrobe department. "Halp meh!"

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I took my phone with me into the food cart we had on set and turned on the camera as I stared at the scene before me. Finni and Ciel were arguing over biscuits..

"Ginger snaps are the best." Finni argued.

"Um excuse me have you tasted cookies?" Ciel scoffed. Finni slammed his hand on the table.

"But the way they're so crunchy and the ginger makes it amazing!" He yelled. Ciel slammed his hand on the table.

"But you can put ginger in cookies if you want. That's the point. Cookies have so many possibilities!" He retorted. I cleared my throat to get their attention. Their gaze snapped to me.

"How long were you there?" Finni asked. I laughed.

"Long enough to agree with Ciel." I said. "He's right. Cookies have so many possibilities."

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Hey I got bored. I'll probably do more of these cuz why not?

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