-Q: Why did the soccer ball leave the team?
A: He was tired of being kicked around!
-Q: Why did the football coach go to the bank?
A: He wanted his quarter back (Quarterback)!
-Q: What is something the universe and basketball have in common?
A: They both have shooting stars!
-Q: What did the grape say when it got stepped on?
A: Nothing, but it let out a little whine (wine).
-Q: What kind of animal is good at playing baseball?
A: A bat!
-Q: What did the apple tree say to the farmer?
A: "Stop picking at me!"
-Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An investigator!
-Q: How do turtles talk to each other?
A: By using shell phones!
-Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry?
A: They are always stuffed!
-Q: Why did the spider go to the computer?
A: To check his WEB-site!
-Q: Where do polar bears vote?
A: The North Poll!
-Q: Why are playing cards like wolves?
A: They come in packs!
-Q: What do you get when you cross a snake with a pie?
A: A Pie-Thon!
-Q: What was the reporter doing at the ice cream shop?
A: Getting the scoop!
-Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bull-dozer!
-Q: What part of your kitchen refreshes every minute?
A: The sync (sink)!
-Q: How does one fish talk to another fish?
A: CORALly (chorally)!
-Q: What do baseball players eat on?
A: Home-Plates!
-Q: Why do fish live in salt water?
A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!
-Q: What kind of snake is good at math?
A: An Adder!
