Hey ya'll! RisingJuliature is back with more amazing puns! I hope you enjoy and if you do, please don't forget to click that little vote button! (I've changed the format of the puns and answers a bit, so it's easier to read). Alright, here we go........
---So, what did the banana say to the pineapple when it offended him? ---"Hey! That hurt my peelings!"
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---Did you hear about the kidnapping at school the other day? ---It's okay, she woke up. (Kid that was napping mwahahaha).
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---Gregory wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant... ---But then he changed his mind.
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---I'd tell you a chemistry joke... ---But I know I wouldn't get a reaction, so... yeah.
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---"Would you like a chocolate milk shake?" ---"Sure!" ---"Ok..."
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---"...Oh."
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---Did you hear what happened to the guy who got his whole left side cut off? ---Oh, it's ok, he's allright now.
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---Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors? ---Because if it had four, it would be a chicken and!
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---Why did the Cetacean wash up on the shore? ---He shore wasn't feeling what! (*Cetacean: another word for whale*)
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---What did the Psychic say to the Coconut tree? ---"Ahhhh.... let me read your palm."
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---"Hello, Harry Potter, do you mind if I just Slytherin?" ---"OMG Draco Malfoy..." (Yes, I know that pun was cheesy but I feel grate about it).
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HHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
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---Yeah, I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger..." ---But then it hit me." (Waaaaalalalalaaaaalllllaaaa!!!😂)
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Thanks for reading! Don't forget to vote if you enjoyed! I'll make another chapter soon, hooefully😎😎🍇
