The Thief Who Stole My Heart

Pom poms

Beep Beep Beep!

I hit the stop button and roll out of bed- I push my feet into slippers and trudge downstairs to grab some toast.

Ding!

I grab my toast and lather on some butter before inhaling the scent and taking a large bite of delicious breakfast,butter explodes on my taste buds. Absolute heaven. I sound mental but it's six in the morning- I'm hungry! I finish the last of my toast before wiping my sticky,butter hands on my shirt and running upstairs to my room. I walk over to my wardrobe and pluck a random shirt from its depths- my wardrobe is a black hole. I pull my legs through dark wash, skinny jeans before attempting to tame my hair, I don't get bed head badly but I didn't brush it after the party last night so I stick it in a ponytail before walking downstairs and through the front door.

I walk through the store doors and head in the vague direction of medicine- I'm not in a hurry to clean up sick so I amble along, bobbing my head in beat with the music as I do so. As I turn the corner, I ran smack bam into one person I didn't want to see- Stacy, the blonde bimbo. She's holding a box of condoms and a pregnancy test box, she sees me and her eyes light up;

"Hey Riley!"
"Hi"
"You look awful!"
"Thanks, you are so kind" I remark
"Sooo, I was wondering if you want to come to cheerleading practice on Wednesday?"
I'm about to say no but then I think of my mom and how happy she would be- I think what the hell and say;
"You know what? Sure"
"Oh my god! Yay!"
I smile weakly
"Okay, see you later Riley! I need to get back to stuff" she nods at the items in her hands and trots off.

What did I get myself into....

I grab some Advil off the shelf and continue walking to forwards before arriving at the candy isle- absolute heaven,bliss.

I snatch m&ms off the shelf and my hand reaches for the Reece's pieces but I grab empty air- nooooooo, my life is overrrr....

After I get over my mid-life crisis- I'm dramatic, I know- I walk to the till and surrender my credit card, punch in my pin, grab my stuff and leave. I rush out as fast as I could- didn't want the perv eyeing me up any longer.