Realization

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     When Michael woke up to see the inside of a dank tent, he knew he was in for some trouble. Where was his best Asian friend, his best breadstick, and ET? They were gone from his life, and he missed his bandmaties. He jumped out of his common bed, feeling confused. As he stood up, and stretched his aching muscles, everything came back to him in a flash bang crash.

   I was at GameStop on June 9th, 2013, the day Animal Crossing New Leaf came out, I was so excited to get the new game. No fans had noticed me enter the GameStop so I was super duper relieved. I love them but my gaming comes first. I purchased the game, and as I walked out the door I felt hot breath fan across my tingly neck. I whipped my head around, to be met with    none other than Pitbull. My eyes glazed over from the shiny scalp he possessed.
    "Hello, Michael," he whispered.
      "Hi," I said.
     "Drink this potion, it will stop you from going bald," he told me.
       Something felt off, as he was bald, but I mean, it was Pitbull, I would take my chances.
       I grabbed it from his hands in a greedy manner, and ate the whole glass whole, glass and all. Nothing happened, except I felt myself being pulled into my 3ds, as Pitbull's cackled faded into the background. That's why you do not eat stuff from Pitbull. I will kill him one day.

(A/N) I literally have NO idea what this is, but it's gonna pretty weird, so yeah oh my gosh what is wRONG WITH ME (btw I'm writing this with cliffordcrossing )

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