I love cats (Chat Noir x reader)

Chapter 12: My house

(F,n) POV

Chat Noir walked me home quietly the rest of the way. Which is weird... He usually never shuts the fluff up. When we got to my door, I walked in and turned to the so-called superhero, not letting him pass through.

"I didn't need an escort you know."

He smirked at me like the fluffing sly cat he was.

"Well you never denied my offer did you?"

I rolled my eyes and crossed my arms.

"I only said fine because I knew you were gonna keep asking until I said yes. Or if I said no then you would follow me to my house like the weird creepy playboy you are."

He seemed to be offended, and put his right hand on where his heart was. Then he gasped in fake despair.

"Me? A weirdo? Creep? I don't think so. I was just being protective of the citizens of Paris. It's my duty."

I smirked.

"Says the one who sneaked into my house to play with a cat. You never denied being a playboy Chat."

Then I slammed the door in his face and ran to all the windows and doors, making sure to lock every single one that connected to the outside. Besides the cat door, obviously. Chat Noir can't fit through there... And I can't fluffing lock a cat door. It's kinda impossible.

When I locked the last window, I walked to the kitchen to grab some food. I went to the fridge and took out some bread and cheese. I turned my toaster to the side and put the cheese in the middle of two bread slices. Then I put the sandwich in the toaster and walked away. I needed to wait after all. Food takes way to long for me. What should I do... Well, it's getting late. I should go shower while I wait.

I walked to my bedroom and grabbed my pajamas and some undergarments, putting them on my bed. I took the sleeping creature, I think it might've been a kwami, and put it in my pocket.

Then went into the bathroom to shower. As I started taking my clothes off, and set my glasses next to the sink. I put my miraculous close to my glasses, then decided to wear it anyway. I set the creature in a secret drawer I had, for snacks. Just in case it woke up and needed food.

I walked into the shower and closed the shower door. I turned the shower handle and cold water sprayed on me.

HOLYEH SHIZT!!!

I quickly changed the knob to the warm water, and started to clean myself... And maybe singing.... Loudly. The water coming from the shower head blocked my voice though.

~Timeskip~

I turned off the water after showering. Then, I walked out of my bathroom to my bedroom, with a towel on my waist and a towel around my chest area. Everything seemed in place and in order. I put on my glasses and put the, still sleeping, creature on the makeshift bed I made for the kwamis I killed... WOW, um, that didn't sound dark at all. Perfectly normal.

I went to my bed, where I usually laid out my clothes, only to find my cat pajamas (the one with a hood with cat ears) gone. Only my under garments remained, neatly folded.... This isn't a cat's work...

WHOS IN MY HOUSE?!?

I grabbed a chip bag and set the sleeping creature inside. Then, I put on my undergarments, putting a towel over my underwear. I don't have a weapon right now... Fluff. Let's hope it's not a robber. I don't feel like taking another shower.

I'll just have to act like I don't notice until I know for certain where he or she is. At least until I go to the kitchen to get a knife or something.

I checked the floor, and around the room in case I was just being ridiculous. No cat pajamas. Now, I wasn't just gonna replace those. It had cat ears and a tail. I need these pajamas back.

I walked around my house, watching for any movements. It was deathly silent.

Creak.

I heard a door creak, probably a closet. I followed the sound as quietly as I could, tripping a bit, but making it to a closed closet door. I set my hand on the doorknob, and counted to three in my head before ripping the door open.

I saw a blonde trying and failing miserably to hide behind the stuff in the closet.

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"Adrien? Dafuq is thAT YOU?!?!"

The blonde stayed quiet for a moment.

"N-no. This is Bob."

Definitely Adrien. I crossed my arms.

"Ok Bob. How did you get in my house?"

He stayed quiet.

"Fine. If you aren't gonna answer that question, then why did you take my pajamas?"

I heard a quiet voice squeak out.

"P-put on some clothes first."

My eyes widened in realization. OH MY GOD IM BASICALLY NAKED IN FRONT OF ADRIEN. I covered my self a bit with my arms.

"G-GIVE ME MY PAJAMAS FIRST ADRIEN."

I felt fabric hit my face and Adrien poked his head out of behind the closet stuff, hiding his face in his hands. I could tell his face was red.

I went out of the closet and took off the towel. I slipped into my pajamas, feet first, and pulled on the zipper.

But it was stuck.

I looked back to Adrien, who was out of the closet and in the corner of the room, back facing me.

"Are you done yet?"

Adrien turned his head to the wall, waiting for my answer.

"No... The zippers stuck..."

I heard him sigh. I stopped trying to zip up the pajamas for a second.

"Uh, so why are you here?"

He froze up a bit, but turned a bit towards me.

"Nothing."

Then he turned fully to my direction, and I covered myself.

"WHAT THE HELL ADRIEN?!?"

Then he ran to the closet with a super red face, and locked it from the inside. I ran to the closet and banged on the door.

"GET OUT HERE RIGHT NOW. I NEED ANSWERS."

"Nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopesorry. Oh god."

I kept banging on the door when I noticed he was quiet. I stopped banging on the door and made loud footsteps, gradually making them softer. Then I speed walked to a corner, hiding behind it.

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I waited a full minute before the doorknob opened carefully. The door quietly creaked open, and Adrien's head popped out. He looked around before tip toeing towards the door. I got my legs ready, then ran toward him and tackled him down. When I confirmed he hit the floor, I sat on my abdomen and pinned his hands above his head.

"Now then. How. Did. You. Get. In. My. House."

(A.N I'm sick... ;-;)